How do you store your Husbot? #asfr #bluf

For that time you want your Husbot to play puppy with you. 🤖😈 #asfr #bluf

When we're not in public, my Husbot reverts to his artificial subroutines for my pleasure. 😈🤖 #asfr #bluf

I just woke up the Husbot. His programming knows what I like. 🤖🍆 #asfr #bluf

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Husbot needed some extensive repairs to function properly. He may have downloaded a virus, but he's back online now. We went to this abandoned military fort to "reconnect." 🤖🍆 #asfr #bluf

Looks like my Husbot has gone off the rails again. Time for some "maintenance." #asfr #bluf

Husbot is still adapting to the new programming. This is pretty typical for this unit during re-calibration and system modification. We're going to save this movement in his subroutines. 🤖🍆 #asfr #bluf

I reactivated the Husbot's Human Movement Emulation chip (TM). I also activated another system. I couldn't be happier with the results. #asfr #bluf

I removed Husbot's human movement emulation chip. Should I put it back? #asfr #bluf

I get lonely at work, so I programmed my Husbot to send me pictures at 10 am and 2 pm. He's always dressed up for the 2 pm shot. #asfr #bluf

You might call it a glitch, but I say sophisticated programming. I want my Husbot to pass just enough in public. When he's alone with me, I love to get a glimpse of his artificial nature. #asfr #bluf

Husbot had a system update this weekend and was offline for a few hours. He sent me this picture to let me know he was ready. #asfr #bluf

Dominance mode activated. #asfr #muircapmonday #bluf

My Husbot is built to be durable so he can spend long hours in the sun if necessary. He also has solar charging capabilities to extend his battery life. A deflated Husbot does not a party make. 🍆😈 #asfr #bluf

I was on my way home and Husbot was showing me that he was ready for me. #asfr #bluf

Husbot experiences a very minor eye malfunction, but he was able to repair it on his own. #asfr #bluf

Today, my Husbot is a top, but his programming allows him to do both or even switch in the middle, if it's needed. He's able to take a verbal request, but playing with his settings without his awareness is more fun!😈🍆 #asfr #bluf

Husbot arm servos were malfunctioning and needed a quick fix. Now he's functioning optimally and is showing his appreciation. And he's fully equipped for more. 🍆😈 #asfr #bluf

Husbot is waiting for your next command. Luckily he is programmed to be patient. #asfr #bluf

Husbot was programmed for law enforcement so this pose was already part of his programming. The smile took some work. #asfr #bluf

My Husbot might act like he's in control, but he is just programmed for my pleasure. #muircap #asfr #bluf

My Husbot is considerate to alert me to the latest heat wave. #asfr #bluf

Husbot needs occasional calibration on his walk. Would you follow him into the bushes for additional programming? #asfr #bluf

While you're away, your Husbot will maintain the house and take care of your pets, as he's programmed. But did you "forget" to take him out of sex mode? #asfr #bluf

I got home from a hard day at work and found Husbot just where I needed him to be. #asfr #bluf

Husbot gets confused when I take his hat. #asfr #bluf

"Wifi connection lost." Luckily I have an app on my phone that can help me connect him manually. Should I get the upgrade to let him operate off line? #asfr #bluf

Is your husbot programmed with your safe word? #asfr #bluf

Husbot putting himself together for a night out. How long do you think I'll allow the shirt to stay on? #asfr #bluf