//Hmm…would it be stupid if I added Finley as a second muse here? Make this the PB&F show?
PB
@bustybunnypb.bsky.social
!!NOT AFFILIATED WITH THEYCALLHIMCAKE!! “Huh? Yeah, I’m a guy. Why do you ask?” #nsfwrp #sexrp
“…oh, sorry, didn’t see you there. I was just playing with my boobs. Did you know boyboobs can be milky? I didn’t! It’s kinda neat though~”
//I might have found a solution 👀
PB@bustybunnypb.bsky.social · 5mo ago//Dammit, nevermind. My DMs are blocked again
//Dammit, nevermind. My DMs are blocked again
PB@bustybunnypb.bsky.social · 5mo ago//I guess this isn’t a thing anymore? It seems like I can see my DMs again
//I guess this isn’t a thing anymore? It seems like I can see my DMs again
PB@bustybunnypb.bsky.social · 6mo ago//Welp.
“Gotcha! My tits are right he-AH!…oh, shit. You okay dude?” That binder was fighting for its life…no wonder it became a projectile when PB tried to take it off.
“Sup, bro?” Does PB look a bit…different today? Nah, must be your imagination…
//I’m kinda surprised people interpreted this as PB wanting to receive, cuz I was picturing him really wanting to dick someone down But I guess I’m not opposed to him being the one getting dicked down. He could probably drain somone’s balls if he wanted to
PB@bustybunnypb.bsky.social · 7mo ago“Dude…I am so fucking HORNY right now. It’s crazy how badly I need to fuck someone senseless, bro…” Oh dear. PB has always had quite the sex drive, but he seems particularly wired at the moment…
“Dude…I am so fucking HORNY right now. It’s crazy how badly I need to fuck someone senseless, bro…” Oh dear. PB has always had quite the sex drive, but he seems particularly wired at the moment…
“My New Year’s resolution is to be even sexier than before! That’ll be hard, though…I’m already pretty damn sexy~ …oh yeah, and my other resolution is to finally beat Ghosts and Goblins. That game is fuckin’ tough.”
“You’d better not let me catch you under the mistletoe. I *will* kiss you, dude~”
“Mr. Beast? Nah bro, they call me Mr. Breast!…Get it? Cuz I’m a mister with breasts?…you’d better laugh at my joke, or else I’ll suffocate you with these things…”
“Yo, bro. How ‘bout you take those clothes off and get in the tub with me? It’ll be super epic, trust~”
“Damn, I’ve gotta start being more careful around Halloween. I always eat too much candy and get too caked-up…”
Dammit PB, wake up! You went the whole month of October without posting any thirst traps on social media!
“Who’s ready for spooky month? I know I am! Might be time for me to get a big tiddy goth gf…but only if her tiddies can compare to mine!~”
“Uh, yeah, of course I have a wicked boner, dude. Have you *seen* how sexy I am? If you had a body like mine, you’d be walking around with a solid steeple, too! I can’t help the fact that I get super turned-on whenever I see myself in the mirror!”
“If your man doesn’t have beach ball-sized tits that can only be contained by a comically huge bra, is he really your man?~”
“Yknow, sleeping around is fun, but recently I’ve kinda been wanting a proper friend with benefits. Yknow, someone I can fuck on the regs, until eventually we know all the best ways to push each other’s buttons?~”
Considering how massive PB’s tits are and how much he loves shoving them in everyone’s faces, it’s easy to forget that he also has an entire bakery on the other side…and unlike his tits, those cheeks are all-natural!~
//I’ve had a dead NSFW RP discord server for a while, and I’d be down to try and revive it…but I tried advertising it on my old Twitter RP accounts and it didn’t bring in many people, and I have a way smaller following here lol
//How do I tell Bluesky that I’m not into diapers? Like, not even kind of? Cuz I keep getting tons of diaper fetish posts on my TL No shade against those people, I’m glad they’re living their best life, but I’d rather not see that life if at all possible
