So basically what the internet has taught me is that if I reply to any online post I’m a reply guy, if I tell anyone anything real about myself I’m trauma dumping, and if I empathize in a conversation, I’m making it about myself. Sounds like a really good time to me, wow, I love those ideas!
Amber Butler
@butambersaid.bsky.social
Hi, I’m an autistic clown and also a dipshit.
Instead of just writing and then deleting a bunch of weird sad/angry things, I’ll just admit here that social media generally makes me feel bad (as it is designed to do).
I have always hated this guy’s work and this surprises me exactly zero 🤮 hack-ass hack
Darren Aronofsky has launched a new venture alongside Google DeepMind to help develop generative AI short films.
Today I sharted and my dog ate my lunch. How’s your day going?
every time I post about the D*mocr*ts i immediately regret it. the two-party system is toxic sludge and freedom will not be won at the ballot box. dream bigger, my friends; demand the impossible.
My only gripe on this trip is that there are no quiet outdoor spaces. Everything is a sensory onslaught!!!
If you're feeling down, please remember the Viennetta ice cream video set to Darude's Sandstorm
Will any of this Trump film tariff stuff get the powers that be to make literally anything other than sequels/reboots/remakes/spinoffs of the same tired stuff (it won’t)? Gladiator II???? At least have the decency to continue something worthwhile, like the Police Academy series.
The actual White House posted an AI Star War thing? 🤮🤮🤮
I personally felt that last night’s Righteous Gemstones finale was a real stinker.
Well. I got a workout in for the first time in over a week (after multiple weeks of inconsistency) and I magically feel at least 80% less deranged. Hooray!
My heart hurts with rejection today. I still feel like the little kid who didn’t belong anywhere and didn’t understand that she wasn’t wanted anywhere, either.
I feel like AI is dividing the professional workforce into two categories; people who heavily rely on AI, and people who are good at their jobs.
I don’t need to like that band you like. I’m glad you like them! (I do not like them, please stop trying to convince me that I like them)
Back on the frantic nightmare train at work. Expect meltdowns. Only in private, though. Can’t be autistic at work.
We made a movie with an all-clown cast (for better or worse lol) 💕
When people break the law, and their actions are righteous and appropriate, we should applaud them. When people abide by or enforce the law, and their actions are repugnant, we should condemn them. We should never pretend the law is a moral dividing line.
Somewhere, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio are quietly praising JD Vance for somehow being more embarrassing than they are. Impressive levels of cringe.
"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately? anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.
I think smashing a Tesla with a sledge hammer would really do me a lot of good
Anyway it’s cool that Jude Law is the Pope now. We’ve needed a Young Pope for a while
I have a lot to say today I guess but I am going to fart out one more thing: accepting that what goes on at Dad’s Garage is not and will never be any of my business has been a big step in my life as a performer. I’m free!
Alright neurotypicals, help me out here. Over the weekend, someone I follow on Instagram, who also follows me, said that I “creep on” their Instagram stories. Is looking at people’s stories considered “creeping?”
I have switched back to morning workouts due to this rowdy ass dog. Gotta say, it’s real nice to have it done before I even start work. But can my job let me do this? Can they resist the urge to ask me for things at 7:30 am? Remains to be seen, but fingers crossed. 🤞🤞🤞