Okay but how does one slide into DMs? Is it like this? Or?
Patrick Star & Spongebob on a Scary Water Slide
ALT: Patrick Star & Spongebob on a Scary Water Slide
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My late in life adhd diagnosis puts the fishing poles scattered around our living room into context
Just asked Eden what fruit they'd fuck if they had a dick and she said... Apple?
When my wife goes to bed early I suddenly have the urge to do a bunch of household tasks so I slink around quietly with a flashlight folding laundry and organizing cabinets and doing the dishes as quiet as I can. Sneaky.
Bitches are getting homemade limoncello and preserves and shit for Christmas this year. I'm in my butch homemaker era trying to cope with the horrors
Making a quiche lorraine and cranberry orange muffins for my wife 😤😤
"Sorry for psyching myself out when I was trying to dom you and getting weird about it, do you still like me?"
My cat likes to help me spool fishing reels by grabbing at the line. It's not helpful at all but I still say thank you 💕
Running out of energy to do things before I run out of things I want to do makes me feel like a cranky toddler
I felt so naughty for getting day drunk yesterday until I realized it was 6pm
After a week of not being able to do anything physical I've reached the point of also not wanting to
Not only can my tits tell when it's raining, I can also tell you what ethnicity your pet is
Thinking about the Halloween i did boy drag and had to stop at Walmart on the way home and couldn't figure out why people kept looking at me weird
Staring at the door until my wife gets home like a goddamn dog
snoopy's back probably hurts. he should get a normal bed