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it's important i find my brother, but that is a task for me and me alone. step aside, bull, the investigation starts here. [eyes unfocused, he growls stubbornly.]
πβπ»ππππΉβπβπΎπΌβ.@doomed-guardian.bsky.social Β· 7mo agomy fault for not risking my life to get close enough to discern your snout shape before assuming. what business do you have in a place like this?
i'm more than capable of biting you in half. why are you saying such stupid things. [grunt... but he actually doesn't seem that bothered. is renekton... enjoying the flattery? maybe a bit selfishly!]
[the 9ft alligator leans down and stares. breath hot.] ..What??
don't do that either. in fact i do not think you should be around me at all.
π; β πππππ , πππππ !@theswiftscout.bsky.social Β· 7mo ago. . . okay , i guess i'll adapt . . . π i'll be sure to gank you !
my top lane. what's that face for.
what if i did flirt with you? how could you tell the difference? [claw on his forehead, pressing down like adleigh was a bobblehead.] because i'd STILL eat you.
ADLEIGH A. NIVINOIR! π§ͺπ§ͺβοΈβοΈ@alchemicalpariah.bsky.social Β· last yr.[ claps hands once and points at him! ] yes! that's the joke. you are not flirting with me. you are threatening to eat me. I am taking that as a sign that you're flirting.
[staring down at him. leering. blinking a few times (in reptilian fashion).] but i am not... flirting with you? [seems he doesn't get it.]
ADLEIGH A. NIVINOIR! π§ͺπ§ͺβοΈβοΈ@alchemicalpariah.bsky.social Β· last yr.awfully generous time window, thank you. but no, a bit is a short, little comedy routine. see, the "bit" here was that you threaten to kill me, and I take it as a sign you are flirting.
yes. what your head is going to be two minutes from now
ADLEIGH A. NIVINOIR! π§ͺπ§ͺβοΈβοΈ@alchemicalpariah.bsky.social Β· last yr.renekton do you know what a "bit" is?
[tail continuing to wag as teemo briefly departs, he lowered himself to rest on his belly in the dirt. embarrassing that he felt this way, but... ugh. stupid yordle.]
π; β πππππ , πππππ !@theswiftscout.bsky.social Β· last yr.of course ! i'll go get the prettiest pot i can find ! [ he gently took the flower , holding it carefully . . . he appreciates how much care the other is willing to give for this simple gift . makes his heart feel all swirly ! ] i'll be back in a jiffy , renekton !
...alright. you make a good enough point. ...can you... get a pot for me? [he's handing the flower back. those foggy eyes show a genuine attempt at wanting to care for this flower!]
π; β πππππ , πππππ !@theswiftscout.bsky.social Β· last yr.well . . . think about how you've handled me thus far ! i'm fragile and little compared to you ! and you've always handled me correctly ! maybe . . . you can keep it somewhere safe ! somewhere nice where it can get all the nutrients it needs . . . like a pot ! and some water ! and also a +
no, not necessarily that... what if /i/ destroy it? it's so fragile and little. [he seemed awed by the gift, being extraordinarily careful with it... he's really worried!]
π; β πππππ , πππππ !@theswiftscout.bsky.social Β· last yr.worried about what ? the flower wilting ? it'll be alright . . . ! even if it wilts , i can bring you another , and another . . . heck , i can see what i can do to make the flower live on forever ! just for you to keep ! ( ^ _ ^ )
[the nine foot crocodile squats, tail wagging behind him as he took it in his large, weathered claws.] it is. i'm... worried, though.
π; β πππππ , πππππ !@theswiftscout.bsky.social Β· last yr.really ? oh , i'm so glad ! it is a wonderful flower ! [ holding the flower out to him ! little tiny creature on his tippy toes . ]
... what.. what would i do with a flower? it would wilt in the heat... /////
π; β πππππ , πππππ !@theswiftscout.bsky.social Β· last yr.do you want a flower too , my love ? ( Β΄ β½ ` )
[CHOMP. not actually hard, though.] shfut upf.
π¬π³π³π°πΆπ» π©πΌπ°π³π«π¬πΉβ’ γ@rushhourer.bsky.social Β· last yr.i'm just SAYING!!!!!! why forcefully request my services if you don't even want them!!!
but that's the best part. you're supposed to be MY chef, you make what i want π’
π¬π³π³π°πΆπ» π©πΌπ°π³π«π¬πΉβ’ γ@rushhourer.bsky.social Β· last yr.no! β‘ that is a health violation and also gross. i'll make you something nutritious that doesn't have an aroma of death surrounding it