mayonnaise are surprisingly easy to make from scratch

Logging into my favourite entertainement news website to find out who died

This is my personal Sistine Chapel. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

everyone get more prisonerpilled RIGHT NOWWWW

Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · 4d ago

Watching The Prisoner because they put it on Critereon and this shit rocks dude.

John "Penis" Kennedy

I spent last night analyzing every major sports league's team names to determine which you'd cover more ground with the phrase #gobirds The data is... disappointing. Highest is NFL, 16% at 5 teams, and lowest is NHL, 6% at 2. Data suggests a dire need for more bird-based team names in all sports.

ate my boyfriend's ass while watching Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)

My biggest red flag is I'm trying to start a doom metal band

writing today :)

I love [most recent film I've seen]. I can't wait to go see [most recent film I've seen] 10 more times before the end of the week. I've already become a major figure in the [most recent film I've seen] online discourse. [most recent film I've seen] should win every oscar

fucked it all up

were these two designed by the same guy

first time sobbing in French

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reminder to my fellow whimsical cottagecore bogpilled dark romantasy queers to please not gallop yearningly through tall dewy grass barefoot because tic populations are at a record high this year

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how it feels to check linkedin or indeed

swarovski kidney stones have no intrinsic value but this has not stopped me from opening a very distressing kiosk in the mall

i wonder if the fly inside my train realizes he's going a relative 200km/h or if he's just proud of himself for flying extra fast today

I'm at a restaurant rn watching marco rubio eat like nine full bowls of cesar salad in a row while two tables away from me. Oh my god I think he's asking for another

35 minute uber ride radio featuring: - clickbait radio dj signoff - 15 minutes of ads - 1 pink song - 19 more minutes of ads

my urge to move back to my hometown and slowly climb the ranks in the municipal government grows stronger every day

dipping my buffalo wings in a mixture of estrogen, motor oil and blood from the man joan rivers hit with her bmw

computa place a trombone directly beside my ear at max volume for the next 8 hours

car guys can love 911 but when I do it they put me on a "watch list" ???

announcing to the void that I am having a bad day

in this paper I will attempt to examine the parallels between the fall of the soviet union and the collapse of the scene and emo communities surrounding the Vans Warped Tour