Miles Grover
@butt-goblin.com
Kind of a fish-out-of-water situation, except the fish thinks having lungs is kinda cringe. Also the fish has a big butt https://butt-goblin.com
![Butt Goblin action figures are rare to find these days, and unfortunately still not valuable [Packaging: Butt Goblin - With Battle Damage! Includes garbage blind box containing a real piece of refuse or rubbish!]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreih7cecpqgck2vwojufsm6eohyhppkil4b6qg5izs2nclf22d6hq5u)
![[Panel 1] Miles's brain: Important! Do you want to replay the jingle for a discontinued gum brand from thirty years ago? [Panel 2] Miles: No thanks, I'm working [Panel 3] 1000 times, you say? [Panel 4] Miles continues trying to work while a colorful zebra dances wackily in front of him in his mind](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreiao5opb4fj3gwfrayifiqykgk2trf4t2kbdkrpezwgofhx6tg3qui)
Ruth’s Chris Steak House in shambles as the new champion of Too Many Names in the Name takes its place: Kids Sharkey’s Hannah’s Curly Curls
![Madam Spaghetti is part of a junkyard gang where all the cats are drawn in different art styles [Madam Spaghetti stands next to cats named: Rodney Hardbottom, Boxcar, Weenis, Feline Dion, and Count Spatula]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreifs7llnqdz76ezzca2ch54tfs67cft7nuontpezwp3k34fhxapzi4)
![Tired of gravity dragging you down? Try shrinking down to the mass of a bug for a freedom you've only dreamed of. Plus those guys love to party [Butt Goblin is tiny and doing a flip in the air, surrounded by bugs partying with him. In the foreground is an empty shrinking potion.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreib6uluhjv25z7how2byg4iqpudvfjzeuduom5wntuxe5qhaskxwyq)
![Transcript: [Panel 1] Gringledarf the wizard, pointing at Butt Goblin (also dressed like a wizard and casting a spell over a cauldron): YOU FOOL! Assomancy is impossible. No mortal has ever done it! [Panel 2] Butt Goblin casts a spell with light exploding from his butt. [Panel 3] Gringledarf, his eyes popping out of his face as he witnesses Butt Goblin's butt, which is now gleaming golden and huge: The Golden Ass of Shangri-La...!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreiexfde6tecrrxzuhp6zn35fr6pnldaswklwzzfdvxbj2hs6my22ca)
![And the award for Juiciest Butt in a Supporting Role goes to... [we see three nominees in the audience: Butt Goblin, Brad McRegular, and Jennifer Lopez] Announcer: ...Brad McRegular! [Brad stands and hugs someone. His butt does not appear very juicy.] Jennifer, to Butt Goblin: It's all politics, kid](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreiaech4g4unnququqhqc7cfxbklry4pjcu332ywtashrddztsckvia)
![Butt Goblin just shows up in offices and claims it's "Take Your Goblin to Work Day" any time he wants to steal a stapler [Butt Goblin, holding a stapler behind his back, to a woman at a desk]: Oh hi, I'm Dave's goblin](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreianyusmzvqi6az4dwj452mpmrk4bcn2gp2aibvs2lqu2p73rgi67u)
![Butt Goblin, trying his hand at being a mad scientist, invents a gum that actually does stay in your stomach for seven years. [Butt Goblin (dressed in a lab coat and holding up an Erlenmeyer flask full of a bubblegum pink substance)]: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreig3rlsu4v5plwxu7a3c5pjyoeocnbkcwuzouvrbbzj2fs4cy3t4te)
![The mystery of what happened to the nose of the Great Sphinx of Giza is no secret to goblin archaeologists. But given how many people died when the nose fell off, they're OK with it staying mysterious [Butt Goblin lectures before a projection showing the original Great Sphinx with a green face, long ears, and a long nose. Then there's an image labeled "WHOOPSIE" with the nose falling off and people running away, and an image of the sphinx as it appears today with no nose]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreigh7y37gy7ozjvectm67g47bnnmu7buxhuebdcjxhmpzbb33v5sty)
![Jimothy the Raccoon was born with a spinal deformity, which was lucky for Butt Goblin because it meant that he had someone to show him the ropes after he filled that witch's underwear drawer with ants [Butt Goblin seems to have been cursed by the witch to have a similar spinal condition as Jimothy]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreigtb5jslqwytoyytwp2mlv3qtydd66p34xcfgqn7b5mxc3soep6ra)
![It's important not to leave moldy leftovers in the fridge too long. Past a certain point it becomes unethical to just throw them away [Butt Goblin's leftovers have spawned a mold buffalo being chased by a mold guy with a spear]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreibwygv4f5xedvt6wogoeplxja4dxgytf4i4uef3yblnpyg25twfp4)
![Butt Goblin had to get the truth out [Butt Goblin is handing out pamphlets titled "THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW" and inside it says "HORSES CAN GROW A MUSTACHE - DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH" with a picture of a horse with a mustache. It also says "100% TRUE!" and "ACTUALLY REAL"][This is real btw]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreigjpokve4dvuoj6bnwavixudhcpxn2t4g2dav2w6nwcqfgw7pyaji)
![Although the museum curators appreciated Butt Goblin's... generosity, they unfortunately had to decline his donation [Butt Goblin is carrying a framed painting of himself being ridden like a horse by Napoleon]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreif2y5z6nei4pypuzj4v2nzeve3iwutv54mzyrjkjqor2tyq4raxf4)
![Goblins typically don't grow any hair on their faces. Except for the instant they become a dad, obviously [Butt Goblin's dad looks surprised as a mustache pops onto his face. Someone off screen is saying "It's a Butt Goblin!" and handing an adorable baby Butt Goblin to his dad]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreicnsqhurbtkholvq5xsfxwl3ovzchw5kiowjz7zxgmpngxed4ojue)
![Butt Goblin's dad never taught him how to shave [Butt Goblin looks into a mirror, his face covered in cuts and gashes, including on his nose, forehead, ear, and even the back of his head. He's holding an electric shaver that says SAFE-T on it]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreibh6dtwbsj7flobkj2absvezu2toy2guc3ieglaknkyztylwbhdaa)
Do you suffer from IBO (Insufficient Body Odor)? Butt Goblin can help.
![Butt Goblin finally finds a worm in his apple, only for this to happen [the worm has pulled a gun on Butt Goblin]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreihxd3mebdweao74jmh6tac2epsr5zkhpnejj4atddjook3wemyhuy)
![Butt Goblin snickers behind his friend Lurko the Clown, who has opened a can labeled "SNAKE PRANK!" Caption: The can of snakes had only mixed nuts inside. Lurko nearly had a heart attack! [Lurko shows no emotion on his painted face.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ymhmebvl7fpbxy2icek3gn6b/bafkreicmqodbz2rxa5w4qls6uknqjxs7e6lteb2wj5d6mi6wk7eczqw5we)