This new Phoebe Bridgers takes a lot of big production swings and I don’t think they all work for me.
I’ve been off Bluesky all morning can I still post the word “cum”
Not a huge fan of this era of music where we have to first dissect an album’s references to famous friends and old relationships.
Every time I think about people chatting with an LLM I think about Nude Tayne.
Still trying to reach the market folks.
Today at the EAV farmers market, my wife politely declined a pickle sample and the vendor muttered that she was rude, that she “shouldn’t fucking be here” and that we were letting dogs jump all over our toddler son (?).
If everyone who participated in the “kinda chic” thing got raptured away my life would be better.
Fighting the surveillance state? That's Great Stuff.
Today at the EAV farmers market, my wife politely declined a pickle sample and the vendor muttered that she was rude, that she “shouldn’t fucking be here” and that we were letting dogs jump all over our toddler son (?).
There should be more Radiohead-inspired soccer chants.
Today at the EAV farmers market, my wife politely declined a pickle sample and the vendor muttered that she was rude, that she “shouldn’t fucking be here” and that we were letting dogs jump all over our toddler son (?).
Hey it’s been five months and I’m still going. I’m not sure if anyone can tell the difference but I can whenever I walk by a mirror or get on the floor with my toddler son.
your favorite fat dad started personal training today and i nearly cried lifting not very much weight at all and thank god i didn't have any self-esteem to begin with
I'm at my wits' end with Star Wars but you can bet your last nut that I'm going to play this new podracing game.
My current freelance gig is a very last-minute, high-stakes production thing that I'm writing a script for. It involves me working every night from about 8-10pm after a full day with the toddler, reconciling edits and solving lots of little puzzles. I don't quite hate it?
If Trump *had* sent a plane of civilians to die by Iranian missile while he hid in a catering box… that would have been the best series finale possible.
Nothing freaks me out more than when someone saves one of my skeets. Don’t do that.
can't believe this picture of trump being smuggled into the military plane
this is what the front page of ebay looks like now, btw
BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK 410,757,864,530 DEAD KIDS I am trash man 2026 Kill 'Em All
Trump: "Very importantly, vaccinations for hepatitis B, covid-19, and influenza, among others, are no longer recommended for all children"
This is the hill I will die on [me pointing at hill on which I will die]
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
INIGO MONTOYA: Frankly, Mrs Robinson, I don’t give a damn.
Here’s an opinion to make you mad: Wayne’s World is better than Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
The most arbitrary thing I feel passionately about is that you *see* a movie in a theater and *watch* a movie at home.
The most arbitrary thing I feel passionately about is that you *see* a movie in a theater and *watch* a movie at home.