will (peaceful, friendly)
@buymyhubs.com
just a happy guy - all threats/speech made from this account are for the sake of comedy and not to be taken seriously - emoji lover ❤️ - government entities DNI - buymyhubs.com
Fantasizing about driving a fuel efficient car to another state and eating at Red Lobster
@chiblee.bsky.social I know this is going to sound insane and out of no where but I need your help right now bro
The love of your life is going to be at the DMV tomorrow. You got this
I found out about Google yesterday. I haven’t stopped searching since
I’m spilling the beans. I keep spilling my beans. They’re getting dirty…
Just ate some food I found outside. It was warm and brought me great pleasure
I love Tylenol because it makes my brain feel good after I finish my math homework. The Tylenol is the incentive to get my worksheet done
Some food is salty, some is sweet. But sometimes, a fella like me could go for something bitter and nasty
I almost wet the bed last night. I had a dream I was entered into a peeing contest at the state fair. My saving grace was the large crowd of people who came to watch. I couldn’t urinate with that kind of pressure, even in a dream.
I love the smell of social media. It smells beautiful
Spending time alone with my computer. This thing can handle so many websites it’s unbelievable
My favorite food? It’s butter. I love the sweet and salty creaminess my tongue feels when I pop a stick of that stuff in my mouth. Butter can only be improved by increasing the amount you have
I’m inventing new ways to have fun! I’ve recently discovered that certain parts of my body are able to bring me immense joy
I counted to 100 today. I could count higher if I wanted to, but I got bored
Sunday night. Which means I get to wake up early tomorrow and have a great day of interacting with all my favorite coworkers
Just took a shower purely for the joy of having a clean body
I have the gift that’s allows me access to solving the Rubik’s cube. You have to be born with the gift, and I was one of the lucky few. None of my friends have this gift but I love them anyway
I can’t shake this sinking feeling that everything is going to be okay in the end
I had a dream last night that everyone loved you. I woke up and it was real
Everyone is using my favorite toilet right now. I will just have to wait.
I still pay with coins. Anyone else still bring a bag of coins to the used car dealerships?
Trolling my neighbors online with a scheme that’s sure to rile them up