"They say laughter is the best medicine, but it's actually fingering a butch." - @lettuces.bsky.social, 2026

had a real cute trans pride/anniversary with my sweet beloved butch, @bvtchboots.bsky.social :)🩶🖤🩶🖤🩶

She showed up to my house wearing this yesterday and it melted my brain, she's such a dork I love her fiendishly

Lett@lettuces.bsky.social · 2w ago

made a horrible patchy bootleg @bvtchboots.bsky.social t shirt>:) 🩶🖤🩶

Unfortunately, both Christian & Ralf have had to step down from the Fetish UK judging panel due to personal reasons. Huge thank you to @bvtchboots.bsky.social & @puplars.bsky.social for stepping in last minute! Where: @vauxhalltavern.bsky.social When: Saturday 11th July, 2pm - 7pm

Kicking off my dyke march posting with @bvtchboots.bsky.social leading the charge. I'm so happy to have marched under her direction and in the company of the @londonleatherdykes.bsky.social this Saturday 💜🖤⚔️🖤💜 📷: Minolta Dynax 800si 🎞️: Expired Kodak Elitechrome EB100 🔎: Minolta AF Macro 100/28

butch is when you have a Type 2 AKM bayonet and leather briefcase to carry your pervert stuff, and femme is when you have an AK47 bayonet and a hollowed out camcorder case for your pervert stuff>:) 🩶🖤🩶🖤 @bvtchboots.bsky.social 's stuff and my stuff:)<3 🖤🩶🖤🩶

THE PHOTOS BANNED BY META FXCK - an inclusivity campaign shot by @colin-davis-studio.bsky.social and based on a concept by @krugerafterdark.bsky.social Models: Harrow and Astrid. View it on Insta: www.instagram.com/the_fxck_initiative

i'm more of a dogwoman kinda girl these days

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Home Counties Sober is where you're sober except for pints and coke

My Femme 🥺🥺🥺🖤🖤🖤

Lett@lettuces.bsky.social · 3mo ago

got some cute photos taken of me in my enclosure and out on the roof outside my window:) 🩶🖤🩶 my face is like that cos it was bright outside>:) 🩶 photos by @filipskibaa on insta 🩶

have you ever been so in love that you end up in an identically-matching k-hole vision quest together

Wow, okay. Huh.

what if he was called lez streeting and he was the minister for hot girl on girl action

dykes are better at gayboy sex than some gayboys are, is my correct take that i will not be accepting any pushback on

Planning an outing to a Queer Prom-themed rave with my Femme where I'm the high school bully jock, she's the cheerleader with the perilously short skirt, and I'm giving her significantly higher doses than me and taking her to the toilet stalls to make out with my sweaty asshole between the DJ sets

added the septum ring clip>:) 🩶🖤🩶 this thing is so securely attatched to my face:)<3 🩶🩶🩶

Lett@lettuces.bsky.social · 3mo ago

👅 I really need to make more translucent PVC stuff 🩶🖤🩶

made a frosted translucent PVC muzzle thing:) 🩶🖤🩶 with black rivets so it's kinda like that makeup i did a couple days ago:)<3 🩶🖤🩶

Lett@lettuces.bsky.social · 3mo ago

figuring out a design for a silly OVC muzzle thing 🩶🖤🩶 would it be really silly to have a clip that attaches it to your septum ring?>:) 🩶🖤🩶

lesbian week

I'm currently of the "disposition" where I'm messaging a guy on Grindr to compliment his bulge pic profile photo because I'm a really big fan of the creativity of the composition and he should be proud

Oh, it's 9am? Fucking, whoops

I love drawing chainmail>:) 🩶🖤🩶🖤🩶

Lett@lettuces.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Drawing knights with their hounskulls off:)<3 🩶🖤🩶

mind's racing at a million miles a second rn

Lett@lettuces.bsky.social · 4mo ago

this stolen bra is gonna look so good covered in my blood>:)<3 🩶🖤🩶🖤

I'm fucking cooked, she's perfect

Lett@lettuces.bsky.social · 4mo ago

fucked outfit from a couple days ago:) 🩶🖤🩶 this is the only way I'll wear colour on my clothes>:) 🩶🖤🩶

For her birthday, @lettuces.bsky.social got me to tattoo a small version of the labrys on her chest on her shoulder. Today, she tattooed her sigil on me on the opposite shoulder. 🥹🖤

we are the most powerful couple🩶🖤🩶 we will defeat any other couple any time>:) 🩶🖤🩶🖤🩶

Astrid@bvtchboots.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Bloodied-up Power Couple 🖤💜♥️ Love you, @lettuces.bsky.social

Bloodied-up Power Couple 🖤💜♥️ Love you, @lettuces.bsky.social

feeling so weary and crashy after Salute and Fringe but my dear beloved butch is giving me some restorative medicinal bloodletting:)<3 🩶🖤🩶🖤🩶 fuck leeches, dykes do it better 🖤🩶🖤🩶

Astrid@bvtchboots.bsky.social · 4mo ago

The celebration is going well

The celebration is going well