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Tuesday morning mood. My Part 1 recap of “Destiny Rides Again” is alive and well and ready to be read at the 🔗 in bio

Sunday evening mood. My Part 1 recap of “Destiny Rides Again” is live and ready for your attention at the 🔗 in bio.

So now you can look at it. And lament the non-triumphant return of Rick, played by IRL bootlicking fascist swine, Dean Cain 🔗 in bio to read all about it in my Part 1 recap of “Destiny Rides Again” and then throw up in your mouth a little

Yikes. You might prefer to watch a Gladiator-style fight to the death on the white trash White House lawn rather than reading my Pt 4 recap of “A Presumption of Innocence.” Just kidding! No one wants anything to do with that desecration of our country! But still: click the 🔗 in bio at your own risk

The 🌹of this episode: these two have never looked hotter The thorn of this episode: every single other thing going on My Part 3 recap of “A Presumption of Innocence” is live on Substack now 🔗 in bio

You guys? I fucking hate this episode 🔗 in bio if you really feel the need to read my Part 3 recap. I can’t believe I’m looking forward to the next ep and the triple whammy of (1/2)

How I’ve looked since November 5th, 2024. And also after watching and writing about Part 1 of “A Presumption of Innocence.” 🔗 in bio to read all about it and then be as sickened as me

Blech. This one. I had forgotten how repulsive it is. And with that ringing endorsement, head to the 🔗 in bio and prepare to be all the way grossed out

My Part 4 (and final) recap of “Home and Away” irrefutably proves that line dancing eradicates racism. So Electric Slide yourself on over to the 🔗 in my bio and read all about it

My Part 4 recap of “Home and Away” is somehow already done and live on Substack 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🔗 in bio

A writing schedule? I don’t know her, but I somehow managed to bust out the Part 3 recap of “Home and Away” in a week. Part 4 will drop sometime in September, probably 🔗 in bio to read a true feat in Sad Lady blogging

Hey. Everyone’s finally coming around to my whole Brandon Fucking Suuuuucks theory in my Part 2 recap of “Home and Away.” Swipe through to see the reactions of people in the throes of dealing with an exhausting, insufferable, furrow-browed MENACE and then click the 🔗 in bio to read all about it

A shiny and new recap for your Saturday evening reading pleasure 🔗 in bio

I would say I cycled through all of the faces made in these screengrabs today, but tbh, it was mostly an approximate 24 hour combo of Kelly + ➡️ Brandon (I looked like the latter as I was leaving voicemails for Keebler Elf in DEMON form, Mike Johnson, and doing laps through my house) (1/3)

Happy Easter. And not in the phony, “I’ll reign [sic] Fire & Fury upon your ‘Civilians’ and do Crime during war because of All of My LETHALITY and tremendous Deal-Making skills even While Sundowning. FAKE NEWS. HORMUZ. 24, no 48, no 336 hours!” way that some people wish it (1/2)

Come for the merciful conclusion of a really boring episode of television; stay for the dramzzzz involving the love triangle that instilled in 12-year-old me the theory that anyone you ever love will fuck you over eventually 🤷🏼‍♀️ 1/2

I swear the blog is still *mostly* about Beverly Hills, 90210 🔗 in bio to my god forsaken 4th and final recap of “Highwire,” may we never speak of it again

No man wearing THAT tank top & actively emotionally cheating on his gf w/ her best friend w/ whom he recently physically cheated has ANY right to look this good. You’re fired from life, Mr. McKay 🔗 in bio to my Pt 3 recap of “Highwire” where u can read all about it while being enraged + hot/bothered

We’re talking political rage, proactivity + next steps, and the combined atrocities of Steve’s IQ and Brandon’s self-righteousness, all in my Part 3 recap of Highwire, also known as a good time to take a nap 🔗 in bio

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You’ll love him (mostly because he looks like THAT) only to hate him mere moments later ➡️ when 😒 Read all about it in my latest recap of Pt 1 of Highwire, the TV episode equivalent of crushing & snorting a 24-ct box of Benadryl tablets & washing them down with several saucepans of warm milk 🔗 in bio

Substack? I DO know her. We’re giving it a tryout 🔗 in bio for my Part 1 recap of the snooziest snoozefest this side of your Sealy Posturepedic, “Highwire.”

The Gang is exiting 2025 just as I am: 1. Seething; 2. Haughty; 3. Disgusted; 4. Stink-eyed; 1/2

Me when someone stands too close to me in the check stand line at the grocery store, which always. My Part 4 recap of “The Back Story” coming soon, but you can dig into Part 3 now at the 🔗 in bio

Choose Your Fighter: Downfall of Democracy Edition Brandon Category 1. Belligerence with a side of sassy prick ➡️ 2. Shock and awe ➡️ 3. I can’t believe how fucking stupid fascism actually is 1/4

Hold the phone - you’re telling me the Part 3 recap of “The Back Story” just FINALLY dropped? I better go click the 🔗 in my bio and check it out ASAP so as to avoid ➡️ falling into a pit of distress like Brenda here

Yes, Brenda, this is exactly how I looked at you over the course of Part 2 of “The Back Story” ➡️ as you naively cozied up to the part-human, part-Camel Crush who’s OBVIOUSLY going to take advantage of you and inevitably throw you under the 18 wheels of 1/

Wow everything IRL is THE WORST but at least I can look to the BH90210 gals and lose myself in the absolute sartorial smokeshow they’re putting on this episode 🔥🔥🔥 check it out for yourself by reading my part 1 recap of “The Back Story” at the 🔗 in bio #beverlyhills90210

What the show should’ve been called. My Pt. 1 recap of “The Back Story” - one of my faves of the season, mostly because CLOTHES - coming soon. The 2nd image shows how Brenda SHOULD’VE addressed her buttinsky brother, but I’ll take any version of “shut up, Brandon Walsh” that I can get.