Leeloo Dallas: “Please help”

The vacation horny levels have followed me home. Send help

These Hawaii trips always have me nonstop horny

Beach salt water be curling my hair like crazy

A journey.

Fit check.

Throwback Tummy

The sequel.

GRWM?

We’re on the ferry and you look over and see this…

Is this what Fridays are for?

Beard reset 💁

What’re you looking at?

👋 from a sleepy guy

A rare post, I know…

Sleepy bath softie

Happy Thursday hotel lighting.

Enjoy a pre-back piece throwback.

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Enjoy a throwback MCM

Hey down there

No belly shots this time so enjoy my clothed self. 😜

When the sun highlights the fuzz

Might be time for a haircut 😬

If I’m looking at you like this, I’m probably choking you 😈

Y’all want sports content? 👀😏

Haven’t posted in a bit but still here looking at y’all 😏

Will forever be chasing the feeling that Blue Prince provided 😭

a screenshot of a video game with a spare room and chapel

ALT: a screenshot of a video game with a spare room and chapel

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The Seattle gloom has me permanently sleepy 🫩🥱😴

4 days of pickleball has me beat 😮‍💨😴