Old Turty Bastard

@bwhiz.bsky.social

I’m just tryna make my momma proud. I ain’t tryna let my momma down. 🧔🏽‍♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼‍♂️🍻 Not here to argue Leadville, CO

My girlfriend braided my hair for drag night last year at FOV and gave me the news that I’m starting to thin up top. I’m scared to get her to braid it again bc what if it’s gotten worse!? (I don’t feel like it has 🙏🏼)

Seeing a lot of dress shopping for drag night at FOV! 🙌🏼 Fellas, don’t forget to factor in layers for your outfit. I only thought about the dress last year and definitely got cold once the sun went down

I just saw that someone I went to high school with posted some words of encouragement and compliments they got from their AI and I’m not sure if I’m more sad for them or more embarrassed. I think that has to be the lamest thing I’ve seen someone post of AI 🥴

I know I was just talking shit about Live Music Nerds™️ but I do appreciate that my girlfriend isn’t really online and I can impress her with little factoids I steal from you guys 🤭