This should be the stream that runs through the field behind our house. The past 10 years have got progressively drier and now this.
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Lunch today. Plum tomatoes grown in my own compost (sounds wrong) and gently sautéed in EVOO and spread onto the toasted sourdough I made weeks ago, popped in the freezer and forgot about until last night. All washed down with a cuppa. Handsome.
I’ve lost my dog, Nico. She is very dear to me and I am absolutely heartbroken. She was last seen in Silkstream park in Colindale London. If you see her, can you let me know? I realise she could be anywhere in the country now if she got into someone’s car...
The Matt Hancock scarecrow was a Twitter sensation during Covid.
One of our sunflowers has decided it can’t be arsed.
I’ve just broken my spade trying to dig a hole to plant a drought-tolerant agapanthus.
If a tree fell in the Commenwealth Games stadium and nobody was watching did it actually make a sound? Viewing figures for women’s 10,000 metres final were 4% (four percent) of the Birmingham 2022 games. How’s selling the rights to TNT going to grow the sport?
History is going to remember Farage voters as some of the dumbest people that ever lived if they celebrate him beating a bin.
I’m starting to think the crook Infantino used poor judgement in giving the crook Trump that FIFA peace prize.
With wild fires there are two units of measurement recognised by the media; 1. Football pitch 2. Wales 🔥🔥🔥
Free buses and cheaper days out might sound small to wealthy commentators in the Westminster bubble. Families across my constituency would disagree. This Government is helping hardworking parents give their kids a summer to remember.
Los Angeles has just issued an Extreme Heat Warning. It’s exactly the same temperature as here in the East Midlands. This is insane. UK heat is becoming dangerously normalised. 🔥
I’ve set a reminder for 1st November named Buy Every Available Air Cooler.
Yesterday I posted a joke that’s been around in different guises for many years. Bizarrely, it currently has over 4.2K likes and 437 reposts, mainly from the US. Many have asked if it’s true. Of course it’s not true. It’s a joke.
It’s that time of year when we don’t need to buy tomatoes.
I just took the dogs for a walk. I shouted COW! at a woman who was riding her bike really fast. She gave me the middle finger then rode straight into the cow.
We had our Broadband from Virgin Media/NTL/ComTel since around 1996. We left Virgin a week ago for Aquiss. We are now saving 66% with >2x speed. Aquiss is all-round superb. KERCHING💷
I’d like to book a month of heavy overnight rain, please. ☔️🥕🥦
Met Office - weather and climate@metoffice.gov.uk · 2w agoThe dry weather continues this week, with plenty of sunshine and temperatures remaining warm in places too ☀️
This awful, wailing woman set the tone. A rubbish final from start to finish. Spain deserved to win. Argentina are disgusting. It’s crazy that some anti-football people wanted to see them in the final.
Enzo Fernandez will have to sing his racist songs in the changing room on his own.