OL' LEATHERHEAD IS BACK .ᐟ i'm gon' make nice 'n spicy gumbo out of all y'all, i guarantee .ᐟ.ᐟ
─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃.
@bygumbo.bsky.social
𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗡 𝑭𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑫 𝙍𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙏𝙊𝙐𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀, @rodentregent.bsky.social .ᐟ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
ᅠ ᅠ 𝓚𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆'𝐒 𝗥𝗢𝗬𝗔𝗟 「 * 𝙀𝙓𝙀𝘾𝙐𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙍 」 ...
── 𝓐𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐗.@antraxed.bsky.social · 9mo agoᅠ ᅠ .... 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝑫𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 𝑿 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ 𝓟𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗦𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗦 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳 𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺 ...
── 𝓣𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀.@tempestrasrevenge.bsky.social · 9mo agoᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐎𝐅 𝙐𝙉𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝘼𝙇 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍, 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 「 * 𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙀 」 .
HAHA .ᐟ ol' leatherhead is back from vie après la mort, yessir ── they thought dey could keep me down, but no .ᐟ i show 'em how it's done, cajun style .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐈𝐅 𝐈 𝐆𝐎 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑬𝑫 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫 ...
─╌ 𝓙𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐍𝐘 .ᐟ@sultanofspeed.bsky.social · last yr.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ... 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 .ᐟ
AHHH .ᐟ.ᐟ GIT OFF LEATHERHEAD, YA STUPID KITTY CAT ──
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 11mo ago[ Gatsby leaps onto his back at the very last second, hissing 💀]
[ he flips through the bills very quickly, before scurrying away . 💀 ]
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 11mo ago[ Evelyn withdraws a fancy ahh elegant purse. Inside, she withdraws an even FANCIER wallet and gives him a comically large stack of bills. ] There you go ! 😊
leatherhead don't know yet . 👺 so, gimme ALL yer money .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 11mo ago[ She blinks before laughing. ] You wish for money.. ? Why did you not say so sooner -- ! I love giving coin away ! Tell me, is there anything you wish for me to buy for you ? [ Evelyn.. 💀]
give ol' leatherhead yer wallet .ᐟ 👺 [ WHY DO YOU WANT MONEY NOW LMFAO 💀 ]
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 11mo ago[ HER EYES WIDEN AND SHE SLOWLY BACKS AWAY, HANDS RAISED. 💀] I .. do not believe we need to come down to this..
[ pulling a fIamethrower OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ] HAHA .ᐟ leatherhead gon' get YOU .ᐟ oh, he gon' get you REAL good .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 11mo agoI am not teeny tiny !!! [ Evelyn huffs. ] I am not attempting to, I am merely speaking from my own opinion. But my goodness, if that is the case, then I shall perish.
teeny tiny . [ he huffs . ] you ain't gon' change leatherhead's mind, lil' woman .ᐟ it gonna get HOT, i guarantee .
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 11mo agoI am NOT small ! 😠 [ Evelyn huffs. ] Perhaps it is not for you, but for me, it is. I do not wish to become a pile of ashes. Again.
[ looking her up and down . ] you right . you're tiny, not small . [ 💀 . ] ... ... ... that don't sound like ol' leatherhead problem . 🙂↔️ crank up th' HEAT .ᐟ.ᐟ
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 11mo ago... I am NOT small, for your information -- ! and yes, I cannot. I was made for the cold weather, not the heat. I quite literally expl0de if it is too hot !
small british lady cannot handle hot .ᐣ cajun hot .ᐣ leatherhead cannot do th' cold . no, siree .ᐟ 😬
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 11mo agoMy goodness, no. I would explode !
[ LETTING OUT THE MOST OFFENDED GASP EVER 💀 ] BY GUMBO .ᐟ.ᐟ you RATS be just as awful as they say, mhmmm .ᐟ ... [ squint . ] you ain't even a rat .ᐟ 👺
─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆.@rodentregent.bsky.social · 11mo agoby the way, crocodiles were always better .
[ SIDE EYE . CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES 💀 ]
─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆.@rodentregent.bsky.social · 11mo agothat fucking floridian gator that i hate
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝓝𝐎𝐖 𝐈 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝑴𝑬 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄 ... ──
─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃.@bygumbo.bsky.social · 11mo agoᅠ ᅠ ᅠ「 * 𝘾𝘼𝙅𝙐𝙉 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙎𝙏𝙔𝙇𝙀 」 .ᐟ