“Shipped to the US”… Apparently American munitions are not even made in the US anymore? Huge if true!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 1h agoTrump: The leaks are untrue but the leakers should be locked up 🤔
Byron 🇲🇽✡️
@byron2284.bsky.social
“The music- if you can call it that- physically assaults anyone dumb enough to listen” Casualties 13:12
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 1h ago@rbrbndgrl.bsky.social tell your man Harry to stfu already. He’s gonna put his dumbass stink on Talarico.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoEnten: "This is the best looking polling for Texas Democrats in a Senate race since really the 20th century ... Talarico is doing 9 points better than O'Rourke [in 2018] ... this could be very, very real. Democrats have a real shot in Texas."
@bubbaprog.xyz the fair catch kick has arrived in college (and by extension, Texas high school) football!
There used to be a urologist in Austin named Dr. Dick Chop. He gave away tshirts for vasectomy patients that said “I GOT CHOPPED”
Rubberband Girl@rbrbndgrl.bsky.social · 5d agoMy pediatrician’s name was Dr. Needles. No really, that was his name.
Jeff Kent breaking his wrist dirt biking but telling the team and the press that he fell off his truck whilst washing it.
Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 6d agoLet's remember some Baseball Injuries! I'll go first: Glenallen Hill having a nightmare about spiders that was so bad he fell out of bed and through a glass table
Oh so just because I like getting pedicures and have Jason Statham as a hall pass, it means… Okay, yes, she has a point.
victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)@dirtbagqueer.rocks · last wk.everyone’s known a straight dude who’s a little gay. many of you are that dude
Whatdya know, the guy who’s always wrong about everything is wrong again.
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · last wk."I am completely against pedicures for dudes. You're a dude, you're not supposed to get pedicures" – Dan Orlovsky
Certainly DJ Screw is rolling over in his grave over this development.
Tom Scocca@tomscocca.bsky.social · last wk.Counterpoint: we saw a really cool low-slung garbage truck in Taipei and it was super annoying to have lost the option to describe it as "chopped"
Absolutely mailing it in, and these fuckin mouth breathers hang on his every word. Humiliating.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump: "We will pass the great healthcare plan. It's called our great healthcare plan. That's the name of it."
Insurance professional here, and my response to this is: lol, and if I may… LMAO
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoHassett: "Because President Trump has made law and order a big focus of the big cities, it's much cheaper to buy insurance now because people aren't going to steal your car"
Nobody has ever been more high on his own supply
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoExclusive Senior Adviser to Melania Trump Marc Beckman: "I believe that our First Lady -- the current First Lady Melania Trump -- is the single most consequential First Lady in the history of our nation ... it is fair to argue she's had more impact on the peace process between Ukraine and Russia..."
His boss ain’t even talking about him 2 days later lmao
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoStephen Miller on Lindsey Graham: "He's someone we're still gonna be talking about 200 years from now"
This better come up in the sequel to @pablo.show Trump Pardon episode www.notus.org/trump-white-...
How Boosie Badazz's Pardon Push Turned Into a MAGA Mess
The rapper hired two operatives known more for antics than advocacy to help him secure clemency from Trump. Boosie is now fighting to retrieve $300,000 from them.
notus.org
Inventing piracy from first principles
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoTrump: "The USA will be, from this point forward, known as 'THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT,' but as such, and as a matter of FAIRNESS, will be reimbursed, at the rate of 20% on all cargo shipped, for costs necessary to do the job of providing safety and security ... "
“Verify your age” I purchased ringtones
The Deceitful Grin of Civility@andrewfleer.com · 3w ago"Verify your age" video games are on channel 3
I know everyone says that it comes in threes, and Mitch is already checked out… Lord, I don’t ask for much 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@dennycarter.bsky.social RED CARD FOR FLOPPING!! IT HAPPENED!!
Jason Statham frees Willy and goes on the hunt for those who imprisoned him.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4w ago“Free Willy” reboot in the works at Warner Bros