there's gotta be some god based swears and exclamations that inspekta (capochin) won't let the bizzys say. Can't do much about invoking ms m, cob is too short and sweet to let go, and they're all hundreds of years old. but there's gotta be SOME they have control over

The HobbyHoo clouds smell like damp tweed and otherworldly musk in a boiling summer. Nobody knows where it's coming from but it makes them horny as hell. One half of their patron gods doesn't get what the hubbub is about but he kiiinda regrets his pocket of Rift being parked next to the goddamn sun

Has anyone considered Huzzle phone sex

Question to any furry bizzyboy truthers: how does body hair work in your opinion? Is it a different texture from the fur, is it AND the hair also fur? we know they can have chest hair so I'm curious

what is the bizzyboy policy on kissing. how much of a kiss can you get away with before it's recognized as pursuing romance. Are no-strings attached kisses fine? Purely sexual? You could pry bedtime kissies or day-to-day smooches from their dead hands though

P with fat, juicy privates. Thick set of gonads against a curly bush or plump lips and a nub the width of her thumb. pull it taut and it barely covers the center, spills out when she's worked up and wet. tail's a snug fit between her legs when she rubs one out with it

I can see vib liking tight pants when they're tight on purpose and not because he made poor clothing decisions (looking at you, cove). Absolutely loves the look of his rectangle ass in hip hugging fabric. probably pops a stiffie when he feels the snug fit of denim or leather against his crotch

the bizzys are already borderline desperate in-game but I wonder what they'd be like if they were really horny. Can't think straight and want sex now horny

razzma bothering godpoke when they're in town because he still sees shades of King in them. King's THERE, but it's a hike now to get to her, but there's a quasi-King she can touch, can talk to, still mutual friends with one of hers. he doesn't mean to do it but Razzma misses their bonding time

bizzys have seen capo blow his stack but I think they all are waiting for him to truly be vulnerable. Crying sure but an honest laugh, tenderness he won't offer to anyone (even Inspekta), a nickname, even a crumb of non-job related approval. otoh it's a damn weird sight so they don't want it too bad

One of these days I'm gonna give Patty some wack shit to do. I gotta brainstorm

Their tails are probably long enough but I keep imagining the bizzys not using their tails for sexy times unless they're turned around a little, or at an angle It's hotter if they're facing each other but seeing it work its magic while getting a glimpse of their butt is stimulating too

#greatgodgrope someone becomes addicted to getting the words sucked out of their mouth by the megapon. That brief moment of speechlessness, the rush of knowing that whatever you said is something the megapon deemed interesting, being approached by god's messenger, it's all too much and never enough

I feel like P would spend a few years insisting that she's Patty to everyone she meets, not because she's being a jerk or because she doesn't like nicknames but because she felt like she spent so long without her true name that it'd feel cheap to go back to shortened letters. She lets up eventually

My ideal bizzyboys is one where they're all a little fucked up, just a tiny bit, but still clowns about it. They have their routines and things and then they say something completely out of pocket and then never mention it again

capo gives a bizzy a light compliment and they make it a whole thing, convincing the others that capo meant every word he said and recognized their individuality and also may be flirting with them but who knows?

Someone should build a [function unspecified] machine on Capo's dime under the completely true pretence that it will boost morale

Would bauhauzzo also count as a bookish boy with a big squishy cuddle body or is he too rough for mina fina

The eroticism of al shedding his tight uniform off and lounging around loose in baggy shirts and optional pants. He loves the bizzys and he loves his uniform but he likes not having to suck his gut in more

I know i talk about gru being overstimmed but what if it's the opposite. what if he's a no frills vanilla sex fan. They try the big stuff on him but it just makes him stressed out, it sucks, but they go slow and he's melting like a popsicle

I feel like the ban-vib fanon situationship can get very lopsided sometimes. I wanna see ban frustrated with vib too. Vib's so corny and open about everything that ban wishes he had a sliver of decorum. he knows he's not getting it, because vib's idea of decorum is frankly worse

I kinda want someone to take Ban's glasses just to make him grab for them and get suckered into a smooch

lulu, razz, and p do like dunking on capo if he's in the area, but eventually it becomes less of a "fuck this guy" event and more of their way of not letting him slip into the cracks. razz reaches out first, but lulu's neutral and p wants the old man to sweat it out for a while

#greatgodgrope A bizzy with nowhere to go post-game tries offering hole or pole in the city areas for shelter but the grove citizens look at them funny. From their perspective the bizzy can go anywhere their little heart wants. they're just wondering why they're so desperate for hanky-panky

A mouthful of muff is probably an inopportune place to play Chubby Bunny but damn if a Bizzy won't try

Capochin gives off the vibe of a demanding lover, and he is, but once he's actually under the sheets he's either as slobby as his casual clothes or he'll put his one hundred percent into the night if you're the right person (inspekta). Has anyone he slept with seen his good side? Good question!

leaky p or gru getting everything touched but their parts. pre sitting sticky all over their thighs and their head's neglected, trying to nudge it into their partner's mouth and get it massaged and wet. just stupidly needy. doesn't matter how, it needs to be swollen and hot and they gotta be soaked

I need to talk through this with someone so I don't look stupid. What kind of brat is Vib. What category of bratty does he fit into. He's a little catty but he's mostly cordial, but he's considered a brat. So what kind.

As long as I am talking about beds I like the idea of Ban letting Thoughts bubble over in his head while he's thinking of something to write and pushing it down by writing every dirty thing that comes to mind on some post-its that he sticks on his headboard and covers up with his pillow

I need Al to go pantsless to bed because I want to see his roomie watch as he shimmies his way up and under the covers with his whole crotch out, dangling as he climbs an arm's length away and squished against the bed when he makes it in