I hate when I'm trying to play video games and my second monitor is tempting me to put porn on it and goon instead like the Goon Goblin mask

So, I found out you can upload GIF files to textures. These two seem to like it.

God damnit, Jessica! Stop hypnotizing people in the living room! Every time I hear that *PING* I think the toaster oven's gone off!

Hypnotized by an older woman who renders your vocabulary down to nothing but "Yes Ma'am"

Carmen Sandiego brainwashed me to steal the Eiffel Tower and I did actually pull it off, but as it turns out it's hard not to get caught when you pull a stunt like that. Not sure how she does it tbh

Just had to check the calendar app to remember what day it is Needless to say, I forgor

I woke up at 1 am today because the building had a power outage and my white noise machine turned off 😠 You'd think a hypno fetishist would be better at sleeping

Going on an unhinged rant about boycotting Nintendo, but it becomes increasingly clear the longer I go that my only actual issue with them is that not enough LoZ women canonically have their belly buttons out at all times

Every time I see boobs on my timeline, time freezes for me, and a Quick-Time Event happens that I have to complete to stop myself from immediately jerking off I've failed the last 4,076 QTEs in a row 😕

tbh my biggest regret about last night is that no one had the balls to take it further and just fully addict me to them or some shit 😭

Anyway I'm back to just shitposting and otherwise staying silent forever after last night because the only thing worse than what happened is the fact that I can't say anything without looking like a big jackass

Carmen Sandiego brainwashed me to steal the Eiffel Tower and I did actually pull it off, but as it turns out it's hard not to get caught when you pull a stunt like that. Not sure how she does it tbh

Implementing a trigger to make your sub start nodding their head harder any time you ask them a question and then ending every sentence you say with "don't you think?", "isn't that right?", or "don't you agree?".

I've spent the last 10 years making increasingly elaborate hypnotic traps to try and ensnare my crush, but she still doesn't know I exist because every time, she misses it, *I* end up brainwashed by the trap instead, and she ends up running away going "meep meep" 😞

All right well last night was both embarrassing AND a good case study as to why I stop myself from posting when I'm in a state like that, my neck hurts lmao

Om f g I'm so dumb why did i think I'd go to sleep rather than just keep stroking in bed 😵‍💫😵

Claire@c-loveshypno.bsky.social · 3d ago

okso I've been in this situation enough times to know I'm totally never gonna actually manage to cum and if I keep doing this especially after giving myself permission to pos,t I'll just get worse and worse so I'm gonna to bed before I start calling myself words I'm not supposed to say on here 😵‍💫

Today is Rodion's birthday so I wanted to make a little thing. Rodya is very lucky and she of course hit it big tonight... but y'know the Casino can't make a business if they give away all their money, so they had to do something. Remember, the House always wins~ #hypnokink #LimbusCompany #3D #NSFW

okso I've been in this situation enough times to know I'm totally never gonna actually manage to cum and if I keep doing this especially after giving myself permission to pos,t I'll just get worse and worse so I'm gonna to bed before I start calling myself words I'm not supposed to say on here 😵‍💫

Claire@c-loveshypno.bsky.social · 3d ago

usually when I'm in a state after I've fallen asleep drunmk and woken back up I make it a point to don't post because I'm delirious in this state but apparently my hand instantly latching onto myself thinking about this after I woke up has changed my priorities 🥴

Gooning again to it now, not even sure if I'm thinking of it being done to me, me doing it to someone else, or both tbh

Claire@c-loveshypno.bsky.social · 3d ago

You can tell this was making me feral last night cause when I woke up, my phone was dead and my underwear was pulled to the side, gooned myself to sleep 😵

Okay so I just woke up after an accidental drunk nap in my chair and don't remember posting this likely because my fingers were typing on their own before I passed out. If this was the hottest possible world, it's because I *was* hypnotized, but I fall asleep in my chair all the time so probably not

Claire@c-loveshypno.bsky.social · 3d ago

So if my profile ever changes into anything other than Claire and the pink spiral it's cause someone finally caught me and TF'd me to their liking I'm totally not thinking about it at all

So if my profile ever changes into anything other than Claire and the pink spiral it's cause someone finally caught me and TF'd me to their liking I'm totally not thinking about it at all

Claire@c-loveshypno.bsky.social · 3d ago

I'm horny all the time but also scared of talking to people like a Minecraft cat. I need to be chased around spamming right click with boobs or feet in order to get me to eventually stop and become obedient

Someday I'll let someone hypnotize me again for the first time in many years, and that'll be the day you finally see how unhinged Claire can be

I'm feeling surprisingly sociable today, which is probably a bad sign that I'm going to be manic as shit for the next few weeks but WHO CARES WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Everyone can be an influencer if they just talk to me. I'm gullible as fuck

"Ooh imagine the embarrassing things I could get you to do while hypnotized" I'm embarrassing while completely lucid, thank you very much. If I was hypnotized no one would be able to tell the difference

It's a dangerous game to be a girl who puts on the biggest, dumbest smile when hypnotized but also has a very easy to dislocate jaw. More of a *snap* noise than a *ping!* when it fully hits

Of *course* you implicitly trust in girls named Claire. They always have your best interests at heart. You nod your head and smile when they speak to you, ✨️ Duh. ✨️

Claire@c-loveshypno.bsky.social · 4d ago

Suddenly struck with the idea of "duh" being a trigger word for locking in an implanted suggestion from suggestion to truth 😵‍💫

You can tell this was making me feral last night cause when I woke up, my phone was dead and my underwear was pulled to the side, gooned myself to sleep 😵

Claire@c-loveshypno.bsky.social · 3d ago

Of *course* you implicitly trust in girls named Claire. They always have your best interests at heart. You nod your head and smile when they speak to you, ✨️ Duh. ✨️

Of *course* you implicitly trust in girls named Claire. They always have your best interests at heart. You nod your head and smile when they speak to you, ✨️ Duh. ✨️

Claire@c-loveshypno.bsky.social · 4d ago

Suddenly struck with the idea of "duh" being a trigger word for locking in an implanted suggestion from suggestion to truth 😵‍💫