Just opened the back door to let the dog out, smelled skunk, and remembered that I’m 0 and 2 lifetime against those stinky pieces of shit. If the dogs pee in the house, so be it. I hope that skunk gets fucking T-boned by a truck.
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Less of an “account” than a “storage locker for my intrusive thoughts.” 🇨🇦
If you’re still MAGA, could I ask a small favour? Fucking k*ll yourselves.
Bald Baldford is going to be the next mayor of Toronto on the strength of two constituencies: 1.) single issue voters radicalized by PostMedia 2.) overleveraged voters who bought houses they can’t actually afford
Listen, I’m just a garden-variety, middle aged, neurodivergent weirdo, BUT! Joey Votto, the greatest Canadian hitter to ever play baseball, should be the Toronto Blue Jays hitting coach. Anywho, back to whatever you were doing!
Only one man can properly eulogize this man and it’s DA POPE
TSN@tsnofficial.bsky.social · 3d agoMike Ditka, the legendary former Chicago Bears coach and first tight end ever inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, has died at the age of 86, his family announced Friday.
DIGGER is actually much better than the failed screenwriters at Vulture & The AV Club would lead me to believe
Foreshadowing the fate of the entire Trump administration, I love it
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoHegseth on Nidal Hasan: "He's gonna get a firing squad of soldiers. As it should be. We'll make sure that people are able to watch it. That it's public. Because people need to understand that there's serious consequences for these types of things."
Yankees’ inexhaustible supply of Jabroni fans is becoming a competitive disadvantage
How this, I don’t think “person” is the correct term, but how this… creature? Isn’t the main topic of Internet discourse today, is beyond me. She’s literally Matrixing in place.
Aw, what a clumsy way of saying you’re a bootlicker
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 5d agoI think we know what this means
When It Happens, which of his offspring do you think will be the last to get ripped apart limb by limb, by the masses?
“Put your hands together for your VANCOUVER WELLNESS INFLUENCERS!”
Unreliable Narrator@cactusballoon.bsky.social · 7d ago“Laides and gentlemen, mesdames et monsieurs, ACCEUILONS NOS ‘DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT’ DE MONTRÉAL!”
“Laides and gentlemen, mesdames et monsieurs, ACCEUILONS NOS ‘DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT’ DE MONTRÉAL!”
Unreliable Narrator@cactusballoon.bsky.social · 7d ago”And now, here are YOUR TORONTO REALTORS!”
”And now, here are YOUR TORONTO REALTORS!”
Pavel@spavel.bsky.social · last wk.Throwing some names out there: San Francisco Loggers Providence Whalers Poughkeepsie Sappers Memphis Butchers Birmingham Orthodontists Petoskey Bootleggers Boise Psychopomps Los Angeles Coroners Reno Landlords Baton Rouge Injury Attorneys Birmingham (other one) Mechanics Macon Cops
While nothing could ever bring me back to Catholicism, the baseball-loving, AI-hating DA POPE sure feels like a psyop designed specifically for me
Can someone please hire Rachel McAdams so she doesn’t have to debase herself with gambling ads?
In all fairness, who among us has not, at some point or another, discovered that we are Michael McDonald‘s biological son or daughter? nyti.ms/4dhVecI
Missouri Man Discovers Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers Is His Biological Father
Michael Goessling’s first phone call with his biological father brought a shock: He was speaking to Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers.
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Cannot wait to see the thick, lustrous hair he comes home with
The Globe and Mail@theglobeandmail.com · last wk.The fact that Bald Baldford has even a remote chance of becoming mayor, is a searing indictment of Torontonians
Thé Poilievre simps are all in for Bald Baldford, the Poilievre of municipal politics
Some mean girls made that lady feel small for liking a shitty song, and now it’s everyone’s problem
If there’s an upside to the Jays‘ star-crossed season, it’s that it’ll chase off the baseball-curious hockey fans who cannot shut the fuck up about Vlad’s contract