If you're going to take a call from your desk in an open seating arrangement office, you HAVE to use your indoor voice!!
New job title should be Full Time beggar. Why do I have to keep begging for reviews of my PRs!!
I should be allowed to wear shorts to the office if it's above 65 degrees outside. Signed, A literal sweaty pig
Who would win - Americas toughest biggest nastiest war fighter planes, or some puny Chicago clouds?
To whoever designed the pulse bus stations to have a tinted glass roof instead of an actual shade producing root
Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.
Alt: Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.
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Have you done your civic duty if cleaning your neighborhood storm drains? I have!
I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
ALT: I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
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It’s noon in Chicago and yet it’s so dark outside I had to turn on all my lights like it’s 4:30pm in mid-December.
It's a beautiful fall day in the greatest city on earth, Chicago Illinois! 🍁🍂
Don't worry everyone, I'm on it! 🫡
At 5 PM the AQI was 504 , the dominant pollutant was PM2.5 and the air quality is hazardous - beyond AQI scale PM2.5 = 504 or 267.34 µg/m³ PM10 = 157 or 267.3 µg/m³ NO₂ = 7 or 7 ppb SO₂ = 0 or 0.42 ppb O₃ = 77 or 63.47 ppb CO = 2 or 0.2 ppb
This is a train to new Carrollton when boarding. Move to the center of the car. It's only a train to new Carrollton when you're boarding the train. After boarding it's a train to somewhere else.