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Elizabeth Harper

@cadaverformosus.bsky.social

Relic fan, lighting designer by night, bus-pilled in dtla.

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Elizabeth Harper@cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 4d ago

Supertramp’s Breakfast in America as an examination of boomer divorce in the days before co-parenting

Stop Calling Me Frank@stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social · 5d ago

You have a month to write a 33 1/3 book about the album of your choice. Which record are you going to write about? (No previously covered albums allowed; new shit must come to light: see below.) (For all books in the series: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_1/3) (H/t @monostich.bsky.social

Elizabeth Harper@cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 2w ago

I just want to say that Colin almost broke up with me at the Berlin zoo when I convinced him I secretly pet a marmot. C: That one????? E: No, the one in the buffalo pen C: There’s a marmot?? E: yeah, on the buffalo C: ?? E: david C: … … E: DAVID MARMOT RODE AMERICAN BUFFALO

David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 2w ago

Facing federal science budget cuts, biologist Daniel Blumstein resorted to uploading marmot videos to OnlyFans to raise funds for his marmot research. However, when he uploaded his driver’s license for verification, OnlyFans informed him that his appearance didn’t match the marmots in the videos.

Elizabeth Harper@cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 2w ago

I would not feel safe from stalkers until the full legal names and occupations of every member of my household along with the make and model of our cars, our social media handles and a full body photo of me in front of my house were published in the paper of record.

For Kobayashi, a life in the public lens prompted her desire for additional security. Her husband, Jim Jacobs, co-wrote the musical "Grease," and their son, Tobyn Jacobs, 24, has a large social media following as an anime artist and content creator. The family also has a Lamborghini Urus, two Porsches and a Mercedes-Benz coupe. "But I needed at least one car that has some kind of armoring," Kobayashi said, adding: "Tobyn's young, so I started to see a lot of weird stalker-type people. And this is a generation that I have no idea what's going through their minds."a woman in a black jumpsuit standing in front of a giant black jeep with red interior in front of a california mcmansion. the caption indicates she provided the photo to the paper herself
Matt Eminem@legalleadtheway.bsky.social · 2w ago

This inadvertently reveals a level of ultra-rich people anxiety that is so divorced from the lived experience of most human beings it is staggering.

Elizabeth Harper@cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 2w ago

I’m going to call it right now: rich students with clear means of supplemental income like dividends will be prioritized in the arts. On the common app you can see who your parents are, what they do, and where you went to high school. It’s not hard to figure out who might have a trust fund.

NPR@npr.org · 2w ago

If an undergraduate program's graduates don't earn more than workers who never went to college, that program could be cut off from federal student loans. But is a degree just about making more money?

Elizabeth Harper@cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 3w ago

2021 managers: “to comply with HIPPA, we can’t say who but someone tested positive for covid and will be out this week, please be mindful and mask” 2026 managers: “Don’t eat lettuce and don’t ask where Kevin is”