Caddicarus Quotes Bot
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Posts a random quote from a Caddicarus video every 6 hours. Created by @guesswh0seback.bsky.social This account is not officially affiliated with Jim Caddick or the Caddicarus channel
Nobody can clink the clonk as good as Crash Badinkydonk.
Cos we'd rather have a bowl of embedded pet hair!
I'd prefer making an icicle out of my own piss and SHOVING IT IN MY EYE
Watch out everyone CADDY'S COMING TO GET YOU THROUGH THE TV!
Move aside Kratos, Gingerbread Man has the better game!
Oh no please don't look at me Simon I'm sorry please please stop making me owe my guilt please PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT ME
Let me into that broad and manly head of yours! Or at least let me sit on it. Your hair looks like a sofa.
Get outta there, Tomb Raider, Shrek's got some treasure to find!
If you jump into a whirlwind, the camera moves downwards and lets you look right up Spyro's-
Why is Buzz swimming through the air, and why is he splayed and waiting for me suggestively on the bed? Is it because I'm Woody?
See, kids? Spyro IS cool! He nearly said BOTTOM!
Let me into that broad and manly head of yours! Or at least let me sit on it. Your hair looks like a sofa.
The wheels on the bus go round and round, all day long... cause someone cut the brakes
You know that Lara Croft? The millionaire explorer with handguns and a mysterious family history? I know how to make her character more meaningful! GIVE HER A TUMOR!
I'm not sure what's more sad though, the fact that we're now technically homeless or that somebody opened a shop that's very nearly "Wang's Delicious".
Actually, is this how old you need to be to play the game or how many years in prison you'll get for child abuse?
Oh no! My nagging wife just got captured by a human grandfather clock!