Caerulus Eisklaue

@caeruluseisklaue.bsky.social

18+ | 32 | 🏳️‍🌈🇩🇪 | just a derp derg who loves big stuff

This is your big beefy wolvie, Brock, giving you an all access pass to the GUN SHOW, haha! These puppies are LARGE and all natural~ Gonna be showing off these arms and plenty more this summer! And to any fatties who need these muscles to haul food, shakes, and/or knee touching bellies, hit me up~

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Man, do I love being a gainer~ Hearing the shock in my feeder's voice as I already finish the first shake from the funnel, feeling my growing lard making his bench creak and bend underneath me, it all fuels my need for MORE~ No matter how many shakes they bring me, I'm breaking this fucking bench~

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-I'm the biggest most perfect sphere! -No! I am! Coach, who is the biggest most perfect sphere? -What in the world are you two doing?!?!? -You said that the perfect sphere was the essence of football. -That's not what I meant!!! Topical piece since the Global Goblet happened last month. ⚽🏆 #fatfur

Juancho(left) and Polo(right), the two lead characters on a 2015 Mexican 3d animated film called "Selección Canina" (K9 World Cup, for its English language release) are fighting over who has become the "biggest and most perfect sphere" much to the chagrin of their coach.