Control: Resonant is very very cool.

I feel like we live in a fucking frat house.

Yall I just saw an ad for my spiky crocs (sans spikes) and the ad said “for edgy moms” and now I want to die.

I think I’m in love with Cassie Workman.

I bought them.

CakeTease@caketease.bsky.social · last wk.

I don’t need to buy fringed sweatpants chaps. I don’t need to buy fringed sweatpants chaps. I don’t need to…

Well now I know why a migraine has been knocking on my door since yesterday. High today: 83 High tomorrow: 70

Chronic Migraines

CakeTease@caketease.bsky.social · last wk.

If Kirby ate you, what power would he get?

If Kirby ate you, what power would he get?

I don’t need to buy fringed sweatpants chaps. I don’t need to buy fringed sweatpants chaps. I don’t need to…

I still think the word “yeet” is really funny.

Too cute for WFH today. (Also I fucking love this sweater)

Chiitan?!?! They liked my little skeet! 💜💜💜💜

Hello gamedev friends! I’ll be looking for new opportunities in a few months, so if you need a producer with ample AAA experience juggling multiple ICs (I currently have 11), please hit me up!

I just found out that I’m on a “Game Devs in their 40’s (not old, GOLD)” bsky list. I mean it’s true but still lol.

Kitty’s got claws

What’s your favorite Enya song?

The Velvet Knife is coming out soon and I will be touring the US and UK. My full schedule will be up next week, but I want to shout out a few of the places! Like NYC! September 28! 6pm! At Words on Warren! COME OUT, NYC, MY NEIGHBORS. www.eventbrite.com/e/the-velvet...

The Velvet Knife Book Launch w/ Maureen Johnson

Join author Maureen Johnson for the release of her new book, The Velvet knife

eventbrite.com

I’m at the House of Yes and there are wayyyy too many straight ppl here.

I feel like @witchsocks.bsky.social needs this.

Sleep. Want sleep.

Tbh this is my face while I’m working too

CakeTease@caketease.bsky.social · 3w ago

Sometimes Digby has to earn his keep, but he’s not exactly happy about it.

Sometimes Digby has to earn his keep, but he’s not exactly happy about it.

If you’re posting AI slop I will block you even if it’s anti-regime AI slop that I politically agree with.

The pipeline between all things Harry Potter and hurting trans lives is just that--one pipe. Straight line. Direct funding. Not a complicated diagram. When you don't watch the Harry Potter preview, that helps. Not getting the views helps.

Why is it that to buy new bras you have to take out a mortgage on your house?

Yall I think I’m getting sick. Conquering the world will have to wait.

Oh no

I jokingly called out a friend for playing Steam games when he should be working and he said “ok flock camera”

Today’s fit

Whoever said “things are fleeting, but memories last forever” has never met me and my goldfish brain. So fuck it, buy the shoes.