Well now I feel dumb for missing Black Mirror, girl just go outside.
Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real
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Trying most things at least twice. Mom, gamer, dark humor enthusiast, Blackety Black 🇬🇩 BK all day, ATL Heaux
Well now I feel dumb for missing Black Mirror, girl just go outside.
Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real
Apparently it’s unprofessional to have a murdered son
Christine Wells Wonsley, the mother of Nolan Wells, has learned that the Mississippi Board of Nursing opened a professional misconduct investigation against her following an anonymous complaint, the family’s lawyer said. www.mississippifreepress.org/nolan-wells-...
Narrowed down my photos so my screenshots are actually ones I want to revisit
I am not interested in an interracial relationship, not because I don't find nonBlack people attractive (they are) but because I don't want to have to be subjected to (un)intentional racism, antiBlackness and microagressions in a relationship that should be my safe space.
I just discovered that if I use Google lens a QR code I've taken a picture of, I'm able to access the link
Alesha Dixon's Enthusiastic Yay!
Alt: Alesha Dixon's Enthusiastic Yay!
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First of all: I've never heard of a coco bread and jerk chicken combo sans patty. Second of all, the AI put PIECES OF CHOCOLATE IN A LOAF OF BREAD to reference the damn bread
Omg this was my joint when I first moved to Atlanta!! My favorite song to smoke to
So again, I say El-Sayed and Stevens are SO CLOSE ZOMG! It's like a 20k vote difference and we've seen these close ass numbers since last night.
Low and be fucking hold. Up to 9 min later and guess what??? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/08...
Low and be fucking hold. Up to 9 min later and guess what??? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/08...
Michigan Election Results Live Updates: El-Sayed Holds Narrow Lead Over Stevens in Senate Primary
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed, a progressive, holds a narrow lead over Representative Haley Stevens, a centrist, as counting continues. Kansas, Missouri, Virginia and Washington also voted.
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It's no longer sarcasm because it *never was* sarcasm. I was alive for the hanging chads, I know what a close race looks like
...okay it's no longer sarcasm it's just actually legit close now and turning further against Al-Sayed with every passing drop
I don't know how I end up on anyone else's feed w/o a hashtag or a follow, but here's someone I don't know running to prove me wrong
It's... really not. A huge dump came out of Stevens' best area and it's not even close to enough to make up the gap that's already there much less what's still coming. She needed to run up the score in Oakland County and it's near even there instead.
So I posted this last night because I can understand how numbers work right
El-Sayed and Stevens are soooo close zomg!!
Yo how Bluesky just dropped me on someone's algorithm that I don't follow and they don't follow me.
Dropout Dropout Tv
Alt: A white woman in a suit turns and says "where did you come from?"
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Black people you see in your neighborhood that don’t speak
I'm probably gonna get fussed at for moving a desk out of the garage and into our office. But moving around performing feats of strength is the only thing that soothes my sciatica.
Learning what deserves a reaction vs. what does not is one of the most important lessons in this life.
A word to the wise: NEVER REACT.
I've never had a party for myself before. Closest thing I've thrown was a watch party for a project I've done but specifically celebrating myself for existing? Nah
My daughter is so charismatic, magnetic and outgoing. It's to the point where even if me and her dad don't post pictures of her she ends up in someone else's art/photography post. I feel like I'm raising Raven Symoné
In the first part of my dream I got trapped in a relationship with an older man. My car ran out of battery and l could not get rid of him. When I woke up from that terror and went back to sleep, several men and a second girlfriend of his, plus her mom all arrived to beat him up. It was great
This is WILD she took sis content bar for bar and in response to being exposed she locked her comments and is pretending nothing is happening. She’s got 100k more followers than the Black content creator she stole from, mind you. Any brands she’s endorsing better think fast smh
President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/aaAEu6v
Trump Moves to Cut Off Student Loans for Tons of Degrees
Under a new rule, if your degree doesn’t make enough money, you won’t be able to get a student loan.
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Rent is paid. Utilities paid. Power bill paid. Funds low. Headlight on my car picked this week to go out. A bish just trying to make it to payday (which is also my birthday 8/13) cash.app/$tessak13 venmo.com/u/tessak13 www.paypal.me/TessaK13
Why did The Clapper stop being a thing? I still want one
Man Clapping in Bed
Alt: Man Clapping in Bed, it turns the lamp next to his bed off/on in a rapid loop
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