“It’s my job. We are effectively peacekeepers for all of Space and everyone that lives in it.” She’s trying to think if Shinji would even know what Union is, so she’s gonna just use generic terms for now
𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓲@shinji---ikari.bsky.social · 20h ago"What's a Lancer...? Now I'm feeling uncomfortable again..." He gulped.
“You can’t? I thought all Lancers could… Oh my god you aren’t a Lancer.” That explains a bit, but also terrifies her.
𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓲@shinji---ikari.bsky.social · 20h ago"You can go to space?" He's a little bit surprised.
“That’s why I keep this stored. Space usually cools it off because there’s nothing to ambiently transmit heat, so I have to heat them up with the engine so they aren’t bricks.” She nibbles on her own biscuit
𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓲@shinji---ikari.bsky.social · 20h agoShinji looked at it before taking it, then he took a big bite out of it. "Hmm, this is good." He took another bite out of it.
She grabbed some hashbrowns, a biscuit, and stuck them near the engine to heat up before passing the food on “I hope you like it kid.”
𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓲@shinji---ikari.bsky.social · 21h ago"No... I'm good." Shinji didn't cared about the condiments, he just wanted to eat something.
She walks up the boxy leg of her mech and punches the side of it; a panel opening to reveal a stash of stored fast food “Want any condiments?”
𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓲@shinji---ikari.bsky.social · 21h ago"Yea... I guess..."
“Want a sausage biscuit? I’ve got a few spares with my rations.”
𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓲@shinji---ikari.bsky.social · 21h ago"...no... But I'll have some soon!"
“I’m not jealous, I wanna make sure your life’s not a mess.” She’s a little jealous, but she’s masking it well enough. “Have you at least had breakfast yet?”
𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓲@shinji---ikari.bsky.social · 21h ago"No I don't, stop being jealous!"
<-somehow more rattled by this than the Cthulhu in a box she uses for GPS “Please tell me you have an adoptive mother or something in that camp.”
𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓲@shinji---ikari.bsky.social · 21h ago"Man, people are just jealous that my mom is so cool! My dad isn't though, I hate him."
She’s cleaning Agni just in case another person’s Mother-mech-nightmare fuel appears She’s tall, but she’s still having to use extension ladders to get to the windows
She’s calling the cops “I need an adult.”
𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓲@shinji---ikari.bsky.social · yesterday"Yea! She's a good mom!!"
“Don’t encourage her. Please.” She took a chance to do some stretching as a way to get some of that bad posture out of her
ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚@thereagent.bsky.social · 3d ago"How did you.." 'know I was going to ask for a motorcycle?' was what he was going to say, but decided against it. That made him giggle though, as he sat on the workbench and dangled his legs aimlessly, "Tell the Lancer that the pretty boy says hi."
“I can’t make you a motorcycle, my mech runs on nuclear energy so it isn’t road legal, and the closest thing I can make is a scooter. Either way, good morning to you too.” There’s a earpiece in one ear, filled with speech he can’t understand “No, I’m not letting you come down here to +
ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚@thereagent.bsky.social · 4d ago- goes it, Charlene? Life treats you well?"
“If you ever see a bitch with blue hair and a similar taste in motorcycles, blow her shit smooth off.”
ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚@thereagent.bsky.social · 4d ago"My only want is to have a motorcycle. Bitte."
“…I think I’m gonna sleep for a long, long time.” She’s wearing a blanket like a cape. It’s not even touching the ground
“Yeah, she keeps doing shit that hurts my mechs and scares Persie. It’s not like she’s gonna stay dead either.”
『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 7d ago"Bombs?"
“…can’t you call her or something? She does have a landline. That’s how I figured out where she was to plant a bunch of methane tanks.”
𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑵𝑬@rainthebullets.bsky.social · 7d ago“ Dammit I was tryin’ to get sobeks attention . That works for the homunculi ” She's just hiding in some bushes .
Oh that’s a good way to get a mech on your tail
𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑵𝑬@rainthebullets.bsky.social · 7d agoShe's just screaming at the top of her lungs .
“…where’s the green thing with the hose, this thing scares me.”
彡★꒱ 𝐊𝐚𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐮 .ᐟ@thefifthchild.bsky.social · last wk.am a can now
“What the HELL?! Weren’t you a guy like a minute ago?!”
彡★꒱ 𝐊𝐚𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐮 .ᐟ@thefifthchild.bsky.social · last wk.AhEM
“He bit me.” The poor rat is mimicking Yamcha in a crater
『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · last wk."Wh-" Staring with a stunned expression. "Why on earth did ya do that???"
“Stop trying to get me to join your basketball teams, I’m constantly doping and would get disqualified in an instant.”
“You know what I mean.” Hey, why is a bit of her hair blonde-
『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 2w ago????? "What?" Confusion intensifies.
“Persie should I let another lancer I hate on this planet? She’s weird as hell.” She lifts her up like a puppy
𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑶𝑵𝑬@rottingfloral.bsky.social · 2w agoLaying face down on the ground
“You look like you need a pick me up.” She’s drinking her own glass of jam
『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 2w ago. . . . Staring, visibly confused.
Slowly sliding a glass of strawberry jam to her
『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 2w ago=^=
“I keep getting calls from one of those jackass SSC pilots Does anyone know how to block people in real life?”
“Look, I got a fish.” She holds up a fish in her hands like a bar of soap before releasing it, smiling the whole time
𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑬𝑷𝑯𝑶𝑵𝑬@rottingfloral.bsky.social · 2w agoShe's hopping from one foot to the other a bit as she squints into the waves . “ come back you're going to get eaten by a shark .ᐟ or SCYLLA ” she does this every time . Persephone still hasn't gone in .
