Elevator pitch was “Logan’s Run, but incel” and things got worse from there

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 2h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

All you anti tulip people need to stop and think about what spring is going to look like if you stop speculating on bulbs. What will your bouquets look like? Will you not think of the Dutch?!

I, for one, am glad that Elon Musk is crashing into the moon

Personally, I do need AI to get through the day because if we ban them my name will just be Clle and I don’t know how to pronounce that

Todd Blanche looks like a bad guy from the flintstones

Can’t get voice training, that’s a load bearing dysphoria, get rid of that and all the other stuff comes pouring down and I don’t even wanna know what’s out there

Hell is reserved for the worst of the worst, so enjoy the lake of fire, folks who put “student driver” stickers on their car when they aren’t student drivers

Leftist bar having trouble recruiting, retaining right wing customers, reports new owner

Leftist bar having trouble recruiting, retaining right wing customers, reports new owner

Not particularly stoked that “creampie” has entered our political lexicon

No court but food court

Not particularly stoked that “creampie” has entered our political lexicon

Gwen Pepperoni sacrificed herself to the highest service: Mildly criticizing some white dude and giving him a chance to edify himself as a protector of a minority before being unceremoniously discarded

STUDY: Most microplastics are ingested when using teeth to open stubborn packaging

Me, seeing there’s a show called “Breaking Bear”: “Well that’s one Tubi original I’m not getting my ass eaten while watching.”

Culture war is what happens when I eat something with probiotics and those lily livered yogurt bugs have to try and fight the bacterial horrors of my microbiome

The importance of genitals in sport is vastly overstated and stems mostly from Aristotle’s long-disproven theory that the penis acts as a gyroscope, providing the owner with impeccable balance at any speed

The importance of genitals in sport is vastly overstated and stems mostly from Aristotle’s long-disproven theory that the penis acts as a gyroscope, providing the owner with impeccable balance at any speed

STUDY: Most microplastics are ingested when using teeth to open stubborn packaging

Have we tried taking away their screen time? www.cnn.com/2026/08/03/p...

Exclusive: US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran | CNN Politics

The request from a senior officer at the US military command carrying out President Donald Trump’s war with Iran came in an email: We need ideas.

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Whatever, Nero won the Olympic chariot races even though he crashed, Trump will never be that good.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Trump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”

We keep calling them “Data centers” but I’m getting real Lore vibes from all of this

Total Recall is too optimistic. Giving people pleasant memories? No. Loaning people money to make pleasant memories and then erasing them when they can’t pay, that’s the future, baby.

We keep calling them “Data centers” but I’m getting real Lore vibes from all of this

Total Recall is too optimistic. Giving people pleasant memories? No. Loaning people money to make pleasant memories and then erasing them when they can’t pay, that’s the future, baby.

QRP with your most popular piece on Bluesky!

D.D.B.Torres@ddbtorres.bsky.social · 4d ago

QRP with your most popular piece on Bsky!

“May your most viral posts be the ones picked up by Blue MAGA!” -Traditional Bluesky leftist curse

Any man can be a leather father, but it takes someone special to be a leather daddy

Amnesty International has apologized and promises to focus more on “the good things Hitler did” in the future

Any man can be a leather father, but it takes someone special to be a leather daddy