Carson
@callmecarson.bsky.social
youtuber & streamer, working on smp online & orborb http://youtube.com/callmecarsonlive
Two sentence horror: I went to sleep on my bed. My bed full of knives.
I think it’s messed up Anna from Frozen ends up with that manwhore Kristoff instead of the character she truly has the most chemistry with — Olaf. #DateTheSnowman #DateAndFuckTheSnowman
How often are you actively picking up Bsky? Do you use it with Twitter as well?
The main reason i open this app is to see if toby fox is saying something new about deltarune
Money is the only thing that matters in this world. It buys happiness. And it grows on trees
I know what you’re thinking……no seriously i KNOW what you’re THINKING
haha that’s great now can we talk about something i care about like architecture
i truly believe the game of basketball would be ruined if they introduced a 50 point line
i love video game controllers. I like to press buttons, joysticks, triggers, etc.
sometimes there wasn’t even any cool math. Sometimes it was all games
i have to lose my way soon. It's an essential part of the hero's journey
of course the tiktok ban and the gavin situation are happening at the same time. But they don’t want us talking about that do they?
my taste buds are my judicial branch. They decide whether the food is good or bad, judiciously
I wouldn’t give a mouse a cookie. Because once you give, all they know how to do is take. When I was a kid I had to walk through 3 feet of snow up a hill to get to school
When I die all my memories will be transferred to this book and the first person to read it will cease to exist as I inhabit their body
*looking at one-armed man* Dude you almost have no arms left. Seriously bro your arms are almost completely gone
Let’s see how the gays feel when i start eating them. Yes I mean cooking them up and eating them
I wouldn’t want to stay in a hostel i’d rather stay in a friendly
I can’t be “astounded by the girth” of anything. Because of gay. Because of penis