Call Me Jasper
@callmejasper.bsky.social
ジャスパア Level 42 Secret Furry Account. 走り屋 This is the cartoon dog I pretend to be on the internet. He/Him 🏳️🌈 Gay/Demi I'm SFW, but I'm also a grown-ass adult, so minors can kindly fuck off 🔞 https://share.google/5jmLQfkqgb1eJAKWs
It's been another "Whiskey and Jazz Records" kind of evening.
To the dude in line at the taqueria, If you didn't want an eye full of gay furry smut; you probably shouldn't have been snooping on a stranger's phone while they're scrolling bluesky in public.
Should I put a 3 cylinder Honda Beat engine and transmission into my Z600?
Went to the weed store and got myself a selection. Last month was absolute dogshit and I deserve some relaxation while I take pot shots at my brain cells.
I've had a rough month... so now I'm smoking cigarettes, sipping gin, and listening to jazz records in my garage.
Being at work is making me cranky. Coworker is hanging out with his 15 year old cousin.
Apparently some rancid homophobic cunt decided to make a hateful TikTok in front on my art. Fuck you, bitch. Stay the fuck out of Santa Cruz.
I would be the rudest, loudest, most obnoxious motherfucker she's ever had to deal with in an enclosed space. "SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH! NOBODY CARES!"
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Yeah... exactly this, but I'm so done, I want to do it in a completely different country.
@onewickedwonka.bsky.social · last wk.🎩 THIS! 👇
My depression and anxiety has me at my fucking limit tonight. I'm so fucking done.
"If you don't like it here, you can leave." Bitch, I'm trying my hardest.
Apparently Logan Paul is in town for the Oliver Tree memorial, and if he comes into the store I'm gonna roast him and kick him the fuck out.
I wish I could justify filling one of our machines with these...
Random gashapon! ランダム・ガチャポン@randomgacha.bsky.social · 2w agohttps://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/28647 『CAT ART キャンバスコレクション』発売！それぞれキャンバスとイーゼルは取り外せます。 The "CAT ART Canvas Collection" is now available! Each canvas and easel is detachable. #ガチャポン #gachapon
Apparently depression is sewing and drinking Guinness at 3:00 in the morning, and you have to go to work in six hours.
I haven't been this broke in like a decade. Checking account in the red for the third time in six weeks, and I have no idea how I got here.
I'm trying my hardest to keep it together right now. So much shit is going on in my life, and I feel like I have zero control over any of it.
Okay, I've made up my mind. I'm gonna enroll in a language school and live in Japan for a couple of years. I know it's unlikely that I'll get to be a permanent resident, but a 2 year visa is better than nothing.
This is a purely come-and-get-them, fcfs situation. Get them out of my house before I throw them away! Just take them, they’re free. I don’t even want money for them, though I will accept it. Please, I feel bad about throwing away physical media…!!! 👾🕹️🎮🕹️👾
Amras, Scéal Faoladh θ∆@amras.me · 2w agoSEATTLE-AREA friends, do you have an XboX One? Do you want any (all) of these super neat games?
I need to design a new sticker. I'm almost out of these guys.
Feeling totally normal about this wolf that I got out of our gachapon machine.
Fursuiting in Tokyo sounds like it would be fun... nobody would know that I'm a foreigner.
"Here lies Jasper, A gay man who didn't really have any sexual proclivities aside from mouth and hand stuff."
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2w ago