Decided to do a secret, mini home renovation this weekend while my husband was gone. He’ll be home in an hour and it just now set in that there is a legitimate chance that he won’t like it. Stay tuned!
One bottle of wine and my bestie and I are already planning 3 different vacations
I watched Barb and Star for the millionth time last night and, just as I thought, it remains untouched at the top of my favorite movies list
Brand new coworker walked by me this morning and told me I looked COMFORTABLE
Sorry bro, I was just trying to catch your print or whatever it is the kids are saying these days
My mom called me just to then sit on her phone and read the life story of Kurt Russell. She wasn’t reading it to me, mind you. She was reading it to my brother who is currently with her in person.
It’s true, I made him a delicious sandwich and then spent the rest of the day cleaning chunks off the floor
Mason Voorhees@daddyvourdalak.bsky.social · 4w agoMy husband just made a sandwich so good it’ll blow your p*$$y clean off
I turn into this frog when I hear the strum of an acoustic guitar
I think that I would like to use one of those laser steel cutters. I think I get the gist of it, no need to read any manuals or anything
A couple good ways to prepare for watching Spiderman in 4DX: • Ride a mechanical bull • Go off roading in a Jeep Wrangler • Ride an all wooden roller coaster
Petition for the Kirkland Frozen Three Berry Blend to be raspberries, blackberries, and a mix of the two as the third berry option. Blueberries are out, raspberries are in mama
I got told I looked sincere and breedable this morning. I’ll be riding this high for the rest of the day
Which is prettier, the sunrise or the man that walks his two huskies at the same time that I walk every morning?
Can’t wait to see what he posts for fcf
Mason Voorhees@daddyvourdalak.bsky.social · last mo.Okay I will lead by example
A few years ago a relative of mine accused my brothers and I of stealing my grandpas hunting knife after he died. The knife has remained missing and it’s been awkward since. Now that my grandma has passed they’re going through her house and the knife was just found in the back of a drawer!
Daily smoothie is blueberry heavy and my mood has slumped as a result
Yeah I mean I COULD throw out this raggedy 12+ year old cut off but my husband told me he liked the way I looked in it the week before asking me to be his boyfriend 7 years ago
If you go on a walk at 6 am there will be no one out except for the guy smoking out of a mysteriously round glass pipe!
What will I do when I finish wheel of time? What will sustain me when I stop getting sustenance from this series?