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@calum-harris.bsky.social
20+ years in social care and staffing in Scotland. One man and his dogs. He/Him. I swear on Bluesky as it's me, not my company that I speak for. My company is much more polite.
"Which number is bigger, Winston?" And Winston knew it was the blue number, the blue number on the left had always been bigger. Daddy Trump would make it all ok soon, the numbers would be better, he always does that for his followers. Just follow his final, most essential command.
There are a lot of horrible fucking cunts sleeping soundly tonight. bbc.com/news/article...
Jason Arday: Former Cambridge university professor found dead
Jason Arday was found "unresponsive" at an address in Battersea, south London, on Friday afternoon, officials said.
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Fartage actually shows his face in Clacton and he’s heckled! I think this was yesterday.
Qualification Breakdown for England and Wales by pop. Level 4 or above (Degrees and higher): 33.8% Level 3 (2+ A-levels or equivalent): 16.9% (highest qualification) Level 2 (5+ GCSEs or equivalent): 13.4% Level 1 (1–4 GCSEs or equivalent): 9.6% No formal qualifications: 18.2%
Think it's time to give up the day job. I am clearly a courgette farmer in waiting. #vegetablegarden #nodig #courgettes
Tortoiseshell posed beautifully for me. I don't know how I differentiate a small one from a large one, maybe someone has a simple ID technique they'd share? #butterfly #tortoiseshell
I bet if you preemptively arrested everyone that turns up as a "protester", very few would be released without charge. Especially if they have their hard drives checked...
Gadget@gadget44027447.bsky.social · 4d ago🚨 I’LL BE LIVE FOR THE ANDREW TATE PROTEST Myron Gaines and other Tate supporters are protesting outside the Miami courthouse today - and Joseph McBride says he will field questions. I’ll be watching and fact-checking it all live. 🔴 10:30AM Miami Set a reminder 👇 www.youtube.com/live/JJRzJ0I...
Right! That's it! We need a national ban on pasties and a national address by the PM declaring the way Devon does cream teas is the right way and always has been. bbc.com/news/article...
Six arrested on suspicion of abducting girls found in Cornwall
Three men and three women are held after two girls went missing and were later found in Cornwall.
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The actual moon moved in front of the actual sun today and we saw it. You made a poop. I hope we didn't see it.
What the FUCK just happened with the sun? Did anybody see that? That was some bullshit. I don’t pay my taxes to have the sun slack off. Vote Reform.
Genuinely wondering - you know when the weather cools down a bit (hopefully) in the autumn? How do we remind people - who have short memories - how much of a struggle this summer was for so many people and that scientists are saying future summers will likely be even worse?
NASA satellite image showing a cloud-free winter view of Scotland, prominently displaying the linear slash of the Great Glen Fault cutting diagonally across the snow-covered Scottish Highlands.
Our village WhatsApp is very active at the moment. We could all suddenly see and smell smoke. We’re just hearing about a fire in Wales. 40-50 miles away. Welcome to 2026. And no, this in NOT like 1976. It’s much much hotter.
So, Susan. I see you have eggs and bacon. I happen to love eggs and bacon...
BREAKING: Tice scrutiny reaching Shakespearean levels of tragedy.
If it not @robinince.bsky.social and @profbriancox.bsky.social then it is not the #InfiniteMonkeyCage Full Stop.
I see we’re in the Musk vs The Moon stage of the downfall of humanity.
It was illegal to cross wherever you wanted because the automotive industry ran a very well-backed, organized campaign to make "jay-walking" a thing - even supplied ready-to-print accident reports for the newspapers. Before that it was automobile drivers responsibility to avoid hitting pedestrians.
“Did Mitch win his primary?” “No, sir. He’s still dead.” “How about Lindsey?” “He’s still dead too, sir.” “At least Amir Hassan won, right?” “No, sir. He lost to the guy who dropped out last month.” “The Mexicans only gave us one good word, and that’s siesta. Very few people know that.”
My question to climate deniers is: What kind of scientist do you think it was that made all the records in 1976 that you cling to as some sort of safety rope?
I'm afraid they've taken the roads in for the winter, Father. www.rte.ie/sport/golf/2...
Reed, MacIntyre, Molinari and Straka sign up for Doonbeg
Ryder Cup stars Patrick Reed, Robert MacIntyre, Francesco Molinari, and Sepp Straka have been confirmed for the 2026 Amgen Irish Open, with the quartet set to tee it up at Trump International Golf Lin...
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If you 'ad not nailed 'im to 'is perch, he would be pushing up the dairies.
Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚@elephantlass.bsky.social · 2w agoTuesday
Nah. People can be uninformed without being instinctively nasty. The Reform lot can’t. In the bin with all of them.