Pissed a couple of boys off on the roster with this weekend’s Instagram stories 🥴 But the pics were cute soooo 😆

Shrug Oh: Man's Indifferent Gesture

ALT: Shrug Oh: Man's Indifferent Gesture

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Wait I’m lowkey kinda sexy 🤭

Hard launching your situationship on Instagram just to piss off the hoessss 🥴

Okay so why did we have the most romantic weekend roadtrip ever? 🥴

Life’s too short go on that random road trip to a new state with your ex situationship that you haven’t seen in a year 🥴

I’m your boy right?

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I’m your girl right? by Tove Lo on Apple Music

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Unfortunately I do not have boyfriend dick, you’re gonna have to warm up for me 🙂‍↔️

Where the pookie’s at? 😌

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It’s time for me to continue my oomf world tour and meet more oomfs in person.🥸

Michelangelo’s David 🕊️

IT’S FRIDAY WHIP EM OUT OMG

Feral Pig Head Being Washed

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IT’S “WOAH THAT’S THICK” THURSDAY WHIP EM OUT

Homer Simpson by Jay69design

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I did wanna try this one for humpday 🤭

Happy Hump Day cause my ass looks so cute here 🙂‍↕️

The photographer in me can never just take a regular nude I always need to make sure we’re telling a story here 😂

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IT’S WE WANT WEENIE WEDNESDAY WHIP EM OUT

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It’s take your tip out Tuesday WHIP EM OUT 🥴

a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom making a gesture .

ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom making a gesture .

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I just want a boyfriend for cute hard launch pics, he’s free to go after..

Btw I took a cooking class this weekend and it was so fun 🥰

Time to self tan I’m lookin a lil pale 🫩

wanna stay like this foreverrre

You can ALWAYS tell when an anonymous profile is not a POC because they always start with fetishy shit like this. On behalf of other queer black men please stop referring to us as “chocolate”, “caramel” etc that shit is NOT sexy to us at all..

You, me, sauna now 🫵🏾

As a Taurus, I’d just like to say…