"I'm looking to start my personal harem in the DMs. Are you good at following instructions and do you want to live with other women in my cottage? Then, we're looking for YOU!" How to apply? Comment with an image of your character and a reason why you should be accepted into the harem. #LEWDRP
Calvin Steiner (RP/Parody)
@calvinsscience.bsky.social
Multiship account - Fandomless OC RP character - Ships with chemistry - 25+ writer and character - NSFW themes present
"Do you also teach people in one-on-one classes?"
Yeah, that's hot. He's trying not to be turned on, but failing miserably.
#SeductiveSunday
"Does wearing a suit count as a #SeductiveSunday contribution?"
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ALT: Joe Keery Djo
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“𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘙𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧.”
Raises a hand. "I think I'm able to satisfy your needs."
Big, thick, D, anyone?
"Got it. I won't pry." He chuckles. "I just want to get acquainted."
“We could, but still not telling you the story” {It’s bad. Just generally a sad story.}
"Understandable." He nods. "We could get acquainted and no longer be strangers?"
“I wasn’t going to tell anyway. I’m not telling that story to a stranger.”
"You're a singer/songwriter or a musician? Either option is cool!"
It's the title of my album.
Two full hours? He could have done so much research by then. "I think I'll pass."
“You do *not* want to know what makes it complicated.” {It’s a two hour story at minimum. They’re not subjecting anyone to that right now.}
Getting eaten? Damn. He's not edible, he thinks. "I... think I don't want to know what makes it complicated...?" He's not sure what to think of them.
{Well…probably not. But something like getting eaten.} “Yes well, it’s complicated.” {Everything about them was complicated in truth but that’s not a rabbit hole we wanna go down.}
"What on earth is synthetic supremacy?"
For synthetic supremacy.
Does he want to know what the literal interpretation of that entails? "Hellzean? That's a unique name." He said, having never heard it before. He shook their hand.
“Hellzean.” {They shake his hand. In all honest they did know, and while part of it was jealousy— that they knew they didn’t have the right to have— the other was preservation for him.} {She’s a man eater, literally!} “It’s nice to meet you.”
"Dang it. But that's alright. Oh, I'm Calvin, by the way!"
{Eye twitch.} “Nope! Not a clue.”
"I promise I won't do it again. And yes, she is." He grins, looking at the picture. "Any idea where I can find her?"
“Just don’t do it again and we’ll be fine. As for pretty women, she is, isn’t she?” {Oh okay they’re swooning. That’s nice Hellzean.}
"Right, right. I should have asked before making assumptions." He nods. "Sorry about that. I just get all flustered when I see pretty women."
“Firstly that’s not me, secondly I’m a raging lesbian. Thirdly, not even in your gender norms.”
"Damn, you're a stunning woman." He's not stalking her.
“I fear I am no better than a mortal.”
𝑰 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖. 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒄𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒆. 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔, 𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖. 𝑩𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒚. ♡ + ↻ bsky.app/profile/scou...
[Starter for @badluckkitty.bsky.social] Calvin had traveled to the city of Gotham he had read so much about. He was wandering through the city, wondering what there was to discover. After wandering around for a while, the young scientist found himself getting lost in a series of - -
"𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕤𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 '𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕪'. 𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖, 𝕞𝕪 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕣~" 🔁➕️❤️
𝕋ℍℝ𝔼𝔸𝔻𝕊
Looking for new studs to play with Like & Repost + Post an image of your muse for a rating 7 gets a DM from me 6 gets a follow 5 gets a like 4 & below get nothing~
muse info↓ Name: mal0/1471 Age: #### Body type: unknown, adapts to her prey preferences Gender: Futa/female
"What is this? And who are you?" How had Calvin ended up here, he wasn't sure.
"Hmmmm..."