Horny but for a guy to hold hands and spend a Sunday afternoon wandering round Bermondsey art galleries with
I think going from living in an apartment block to living in an actual house I'm going to have to adjust my expectations for how naked I can be with the curtains open
Love when I can shoot a load and just... carry on
I can pretty consistently get to the front page of chaturbate and feels like I should be able to monetise that better than I have done
Very in need of some zero-effort dick and cuddles
Definitely too late to be up stroking and whimpering, and yet
Obviously quite comfortable with getting my cock and balls out for all to see, but I do miss having a locked account for ~venting~
Been going a hour and I'm in absolutely no hurry to finish
So: what is Free Use? Or: how far can you get in Hades while being penetrated @mrcarsonbates.bsky.social
Since we're doing oldest nude, let's share this from that weird three months in Florida, 2016
At the "lazy sofa masturbation" phase of illness recovery
Has "gooning" become/did it always mean just "crossing your eyes and sticking your tongue out while jerking off"?
✨ Concerning ✨ that containment on my alt is poor enough that it's showing up in my main's For You feed
When *did* we settle on white calvins as the default?
Lifting my t-shirt slightly as I take my belt off at security and hoping *someone* was checking out my v-line
Was trying to figure out why I don't have time for absurd edging sessions anymore and it's "having a job" isn't it
Kinda love seeing the timestamps on posts that are like "edging" ... "still at it"
Going hard at the gym because tomorrow I've got hookup plans with the one I've called "abs guy"
Im a pig 🐽 thank you Sir @EscobarOff_ for showing me my place 🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♂️
"I run an Instagram account of non-consensual crotch-shots taken on public transport" will not get my attention in any positive way
The distractingly beautiful guy sat across from me for three stops on the District Line,,,,, hi
Hooked up with a guy I'd not sent dick pics to first and oh man his *delight* as I got hard in his mouth