“I’m really at the ren faire with the two horniest bitches” - pb about me and Andres as we drooled over bros and daddies
Legally Bald
@candiidapple.bsky.social
God’s favorite slut, DoxyPEP’s worst nightmare
Incredible day… now I just need a large glass of chocolate milk 🥛
I always feel like her when I’m bald and wear a faggy little earring
Every suggested follow on insta is a clown account, I saw the future
Legally Bald@candiidapple.bsky.social · 2mo agoClowns are the new pups
I love how invested people are in my “I’m dating salad fingers” bit
Just wanted to post this here 💙 Hat - Fan reveal / Outfit by me
Taking a ballet class isn’t a want anymore, it’s become a need
New client keeps calling me David and I stopped correcting him because it’s soooo camp to me
The first shit after cleaning the bathroom is truly glorious
BUT ITS JUST A SWEET SWEET FANTASY BABY WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES YOU COME AND YOU TAKE ME
Dunk shuttlecock in date everything is a dream man for me 🥵🐶🤪😈🥵🤪🤭🥰
I wish my busy as hell weekend was happening during the air and sky show, not market days 😭
Need brown butter chocolate chip cookies topped with sea salt like 2 days ago
Looking through my audition book and seeing Music of the Night and My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada back to back like… Diva, I had RANGE
Coworker surprised me with a Wii she had in her storage shed 🤩 The box only contained the Wiimote and console stand 😭
Get ready with me and the outfit is a black polo, black slacks, and grey sneakers……….
Saw a staged production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch and a filmed production of Hadestown last weekend. I kinda forgot how magical theatre is
15 consecutive days of work, this paycheck better blow my pussy clean off
Unfortunately the next two weeks is giving enjoy rent vibes but August is mega busy at both jobs so at least I’m gonna end summer with a bang!
AND WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO IS THAT EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE FINE FINE FINE