Sir Candle (COMMS OPEN)

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[NO KIDS ALLOWED] Hey, I'm Candle (25) , I'm here on the Cool New Website(tm) Still gay, still drawing fat fucks, still occasionally drawing women I'm tired of this shit, wake me up when the katsudon's ready.

Visions of a whispering man who almost certainly wants something from someone... (Another character who belongs to my Mysterious Benefactor. Much love, much love. can't wait to see you in the office on monday)

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