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Shu@canidninja.bsky.social · 3w ago

[YIPPEE!! He taps his feet excitedly and beams as he reaches out for the treat with his little paws] Oh thank you sir! You're really too kind!

꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · 3w ago

Oh, "very well trained," you say? My, my, it seems we are entirely on the same page then! You really are the most delightfully compliant little ninja I have ever encountered. [ he lets out a chuckle as he produces the strawberry parfait out of thin air, floating it right down to Shu's nose ]

Shu@canidninja.bsky.social · 3w ago

[It's certainly not the worst thing he's heard and it's vaguely a compliment so he's taking it. Beggars can't be choosers and all that. He leans into the pets] I told you, I'm very well trained! [...ok that's a little too dog-y. He's a man!] Can I have a parfait now please?

꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · 3w ago

[ He coos and reaches down to give him some more pets. He can't help it! The puppy is too cute! He just wants to squeeze it! ]

Shu@canidninja.bsky.social · 3w ago

[It's a little demeaning to do a trick for food but he's not above it. He unsheathes his wakizashi and holds it out in front of himself, stanced up. He lets out a power shout and take a half step forward before doing a perfect flip, keeping his arms out stalk straight.

꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · 3w ago

Oh, a backflip and a cutting demonstration? How deliciously ambitious! Let's see you do a grand backflip while slicing through the air with that darling little toothpick of yours. If you manage not to trip over your own adorable tail, the entire parfait is yours, my fluffy little friend!

Shu@canidninja.bsky.social · 3w ago

[Weird way of saying it but he's broke enough to do anything for a parfait] Uh, what do you want to see? Like a backflip or me cutting something?

꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · 3w ago

You really are a stubborn little pup! How fiercely disciplined of you. But oh, that twitching little nose of yours completely betrays you the moment I mention parfaits! Now, be a good boy and show me those positively adorable ninja tricks, or do I need to fetch a tennis ball?

Shu@canidninja.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hey, it's not a butter knife! Those aren't even as sharp as my claws! Only the best ninjas use one! [He'd show off for this big blue guy but he doesn't really want to put out the effort unless it's warranted. And this level of insult is nothing compared to what is usually said to him]

꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · 3w ago

Oh ho ho! Top of your class with a wakizashi? How absolutely adorable! I simply tremble at the thought of such a tiny little warrior wielding such a big, scary butter knife. You must have been the absolute terror of the entire puppy school!

Shu@canidninja.bsky.social · 3w ago

[Wag, wag, wag, he's loving the praise. Even though the melting thing does seem a little less complimentary] I am! You should see me with my wakizashi! No other dog in my class was as fierce as me!

꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · 3w ago

An 'evil overlord,' you say? Oh, how utterly terrifying! You must be a very dangerous operative indeed! [ He lets out quite a musical chuckle, his face soft with pure affectionate amusement. ] Though I must admit, your 'evil' resolve seems to be melting quite rapidly under my hand.

Shu@canidninja.bsky.social · 3w ago

Not really, I'm a skilled ninja that's contracted under an evil overlord but I appreciate the sentiment [He's starting to wiggle a little but is doing what he can to keep somewhat still. It's unbecoming. But man oh man is it difficult with those petting skills]

꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · 3w ago

[ He squeals in delight, his eyes sparkling. SO CUTE! ] Oh, my! Look at that tail go! You’re just a big softie under all that fierce fabric, aren't you? [ He's getting ALL the good spots! ]

Shu@canidninja.bsky.social · 3w ago

Well it's more like a uniform- [He drops what he was going to say completely after the scratches. He closes his eyes and wags his tail. Hardly anyone is ever gentle with him. Usually when someone raises a hand near him it's to hit. This is WAY better!]

꧁༺ 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚜 ༻꧂@parfaitwhis.bsky.social · 3w ago

Oh, absolutely! Just look at those tiny little paws, that darling little snout and that adorable outfit! Why, if I had a treat on me, I’d give you the whole bag! [ He's reaching down to scritch behind Shu's ear. ]

Shu@canidninja.bsky.social · 4w ago

[He fumbles to catch it but when he does, he does a little happy dance. He got it! He got it!] Thank you sir! You're so generous! [He's delicately holding onto the sides of the pouch with both paws, wagging his tail happily as he slurps away on the tiny straw]

【 ラディッツ 】@rxditz.bsky.social · 4w ago

If you weren't incompetent, you wouldn't have to pathetically beg for handouts. Is the universe expected to take pity on you just because you're useless? You don't deserve anything. You're not worth consideration. . [...tosses the pouch at him.] I don't like it anyways. Whatever. Tch.