Dane Canyon
@cantwait2b.bsky.social
Too damn nerdy | Always trying to walk the line between mental health and healthy hoeing | Madonna worshipper | Horror | 🔞 | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
So now every other porn video I open on a tube site starts with an ad for AI porn proclaiming “AI porn is here, and it’s SO fucking GOOD.” And like… no it’s not? It’s not even close to good? I would rather jack off to the manic, cringe, and misguided fantasy doodles of my 14 year-old self?
Barbie Disgusted
ALT: Barbie Disgusted
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Went on the nicest day with the cutest guy last night 🥰 woke up rock hard thinking about sucking his gorgeous cock 🥵
It is sinister how much I don’t want to get out of bed and go to work this morning 😩
So hard this morning he’s literally throbbing with pleasure 🥵
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Gravity Movie Clip: Astronaut Drifting in Space
ALT: Gravity Movie Clip: Astronaut Drifting in Space
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John Leavitt@leavittalone.bsky.social · last wk.Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
So hard this morning he’s literally throbbing with pleasure 🥵
I don't know anything. I'm just guessing and wanting. I'll be more interested if Sadie Sink is Firestar than Marvel Girl. Peter has no friends. Give him her and Bobby and Ms. Lion and we're all eating. Real Spider-Man shyt.
These are ridiculous. I got them from an ex. Does anyone actually like… LIKE this? 😂 Anyway, happy #FCF
Wonder if the makers of the massage gun were just like… “yeah… 😏”
A mirror that makes me a foot taller and stretches me to the sky 😍 #underwear #gaymuscle
The cut did its thing y’all. It did its thing. Feeling better about this than I have in over a year 💚💜
The way I can’t even touch my hole right now without almost instantly cumming is insane 🥵
Y’all… after going out all weekend… I kinda just need to stay in bed and stroke my cock for hours today 😌 Self care 🥲
I HAVE HEARD GET TOGETHER, 4 MINUTES, DANCETERIA AND LOVE SENSATION AT THIS EVEN TONIGHT And this little boy who fell in love with Madonna bc she was THAT bitch who said it was okay for me to be a gay boy, IS LIVING AS AN ADULT 🙌🏼😭 I’m so damn happy #madonna
Thinking of the guy that took me home last night and and LITERALLY made me whimper like a little whore before breeding me, has got me all ready to do it again tonight 🥵
Fucking feral today y’all Need someone to pound my tight little faggot pussy real good 🥰
It’s fucking perfect 😭🙌🏼 I have no words. 67 years old and just turned out maybe a Top 10 album of the century and without question the greatest pop album of the century. AOTY RIGHT HERE. Every. Single. Second. Is. Brilliant. #Madonna #Confessions #newmusicfriday
Never worn it out, but I’m thinking this might actually be the perfect outfit for a club event in a couple weeks (with a pair of short shorts) 🤔 I think it could work
For my first post as an official Paris resident, I wanted to choose a pic that exudes freedom and possibility. @mrschwabel.bsky.social really nailed it with this one. The leap has been taken and the dream awaits! 🇫🇷 #monochromemonday
