Kev
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Life: It's got you in its grip before you're born It's done with the use of a dice and a board And lets you think you're king but you're really a pawn - The Jam Vote Green Join a union!
After 5 heatwaves we get a government warning about the dangers of heatwaves and the people of Clacton reject a bin in favour of a fascist. What a day. What a time to be alive
And what will the UK government response be? "Ooh that Bibi, he's a bit of a card, isn't he?" Then, the cabinet will trouser a few more Shekels from the lobbyists and, it will be business as usual.
Benjamin Netanyahu describes UK as ‘first Islamic republic to get a nuclear weapon’
Israeli PM criticised by political rival for attacking an international ally and overseeing ‘horrific diplomatic failure’
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Just when you thought politics had hit rock bottom with the Farage Fiasco, up pops Uncle Eddie's Circus of Centrists. WTF is this 👇
Liberal Democrats@libdems.org.uk · 9h agoThank you Count Binface, we'll take it from here.
Hopefully, now he's had his 15 minutes, Binface will fuck off back into oblivion, where he belongs
Is this the Burnham Bounce we're told about? Burnham Bollocks, more like
We Own It@weownit.org.uk · yesterday🚨BREAKING NEWS The regulator has provisionally approved more water bill increases. This comes at a time when we are dealing with hosepipe bans; 10,000 homes don't have water in London; and only 14% of our rivers are in good ecological status Privatisation has failed. Nationalise water.
I am currently sitting with an air cooler, full of ice, blowing up the legs of my shorts. I'm still too hot, but I'm willing to bet that I have the coolest balls in North Staffordshire
First time I heard this, I was getting off a plane in Barbados. And it wasn't this Hot Hot Hot
The Merrymen - Feeling Hot Hot Hot
YouTube video by MerrymenofBarbados
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Tbh, I'm pleasantly surprised he has blamed migrants for the drought
Adam Bienkov@adambienkov.bsky.social · 2d agoDowning Street's press release for Burnham's "emergency" Cobra meeting on the drought didn't even mention climate, with the Prime Minister blaming the growing numbers of wildfires on disposable barbecues. He's since appeared on GB News this afternoon to talk about migrant camps
Causes of a solar eclipse: Tankies Commies Gays Lesbians Trans The Left Zack Polanski And, obviously, Jeremy Corbyn
WTAF?
ben smoke@bencsmoke.bsky.social · 2d agoNEW: Housing Sec Angela Rayner took £20,000 in speaker fee from an anti-rent controls lobbying group just weeks before ruling out a rent freeze in what campaigners from London Renters Union have called a conflict of interest. Read all about it here: wefightthegoodfight.substack.com/p/rayner-tak...
Post your favourite Disney Princess. Wrong answers only.
Ms. Trunchbull's Sinister Smile
Alt: Ms. Trunchbull's Sinister Smile
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Paul Bernal@paulbernal.bsky.social · 2d agoPost your favourite Disney Princess. Wrong answers only.
Want know why I regard James O'Bollocks is a centrist, spineless wanker? Watch this 👇
THE ISRAEL INTERVIEW MEDIA WANT TO BAN: Sangita Myska Doesn’t Hold Back
YouTube video by Double Down News
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Bloody hell, he's on the ball This is like having a chip pan fire but not bothering the fire brigade until it's spread to the bedrooms
UK weather: Burnham to chair Cobra meeting on extreme heat as temperatures surge again
The Government will meet to discuss this summer's record-breaking heat as the tally for days above 30C in the UK is broken.
bbc.co.uk
Netanyahu has the Epstein Files and the Orange Prick is shitting himself
Al Jazeera English@aljazeera.com · 4d agoUS President Donald Trump maintains that his relationship with Israel's PM Benjamin Netanyahu is still good.
The beatification of Count Binface, on here, is really getting on my tits
So the government is prepared to go further to protect the rights of 'Vertical Drinkers' than it is to protect the rights of immigrants and the trans community
‘It is British life’: No 10 vows to stop councils trying to limit standing in pubs
Westminster council has recommended reducing ‘vertical drinking’ or ordering at the bar in new draft licensing policy
theguardian.com
People like this deserve pity, not scorn
Farrukh@implausibleblog.bsky.social · 6d agoClacton voter, "As far as I'm concerned, Nigel Farage is god"
£8.4bn to feed the corporate war machine, as the NHS crumbles Priorities?
Elsie Blundell MP@elsieblundellmp.bsky.social · 6d agoLabour has announced £8.4 billion to continue building the UK's next generation of nuclear-armed Dreadnought submarines. Built in the North West, the investment will generate 22,000 new apprenticeships by 2035. Labour is investing in security and our future.
But business as usual with Israel #Hypocrites
The Kyiv Independent@kyivindependent.com · last wk.⚡️ UK slaps fresh sanctions on Russian shadow fleet. "The U.K. will continue to step up our action against Russia and its shadow fleet activity to protect our national security, our economy, and global stability," said John Healey, the British economy minister. kyivindependent.com/uk-slaps-fre...
We can't have killers cluttering up the prisons and leaving no cells free for pensioners with placards. What a farce
Police chief considers legal action over PC Harper killers' early release
Two of PC Andrew Harper's killers are set to be included in the government's early release scheme, which begins in October.
bbc.co.uk