Capital Pains
@capitalpains.bsky.social
Follow for investing humor, memes, and sarcasm. It’s not that serious
I would deliberately find a way to erase my memory if I was him 😭
🚨BREAKING🚨 U.S. now restricting NVDA to export H20 chips to China. Will be fined $5.5B in Q1. This is why we can’t have anything nice
🚨BREAKING🚨 🔥 DJT exempting tariffs for smartphones, computers and chips 🔥 AND will be releasing the second version of his NY bestseller, Art of the Deal. 🔥 We are so back
It’s always the kids waiting in line with their parents who dgaf 😂
🚨BREAKING🚨 TRUMP ISSUES 90 DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS AFTER SEEING THE FEAR & GREED INDEX BREAK THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY
New round of reciprocal tariffs were just released. This is unbelievable
I was today years old that the Nintendo president is actually named Bowser
The days of discounted cash flow reports will be long gone and a new era of hedgefund bros will soon learn to knit and sow on the assembly line 😂
This year, we went from eliminating capital gains tax To eliminating capital gains 🥲