What if we match outfits and both wear our birthday suits?
Buffalo Aug 18-22 ❤️🔥 Let's be bad & live forever
Rhana Adaire 💖 DC@capitolfun.com · 3mo agoOnly the good die young
🏛️ Arlington incall / outcalls throughout NOVA and DC: Aug 6-7 (confirmed)
"what can I do?" Call your reps and tell them to vote no on the Online Safety bill package because things will get worse the more censorship laws are allowed to pass. Tell your reps that payment processors must allow legal content. Go yell at youtube for their shitty TOS.
I am a fan of invitations to places considered "boring." I have a talent for rooting out special experiences and making the mundane a bit more exciting ✨
New kink unlocked- when a new client congratulates HIMSELF for being right about how awesome I am 💁🏽♀️
If I get that parasite this summer, just know I died doing what I loved-
In a society that's rapidly losing the ability to know what's real, remember those of us who understand the value of in person relating and offer up our skills and presence for that absolutely real experience.
"I am grateful to be a woman. I must have done something great in another life." — Maya Angelou
Favorite thing about socials the first week of summer- all the no bra white t shirt posts 👀
Really been into tinned fish lately. Nuri spiced sardines and Aldi's smoked oysters red chili pepper plus a little crusty bread or fun cracker...What else do you recommend I taste test during this hyper-fixation ?
“I like being bad and then going home and being good.” 💋 Joan Holloway
Some trips are work. Some are invitations. This month is leaning dangerously into the second category. If you get it, you get it. Richmond, Philly, Boston this month xo
"We each contain multitudes" I whisper to myself, rocking back and forth, deleting half of my inbox 🫠
Eva Parker | JAX - TPA - FLL@evaparker.love · 3mo agoThe whiplash of being texted by one guy who had horrid response time and an unpredictable schedule who wants me to 'hold' until he knows for sure when he can see me and tried to reduce his time from 1 hour to half... then the next day, another man who screened/scheduled/tipped all in one email.
Obsessed with this raw, deep cut capture from @prolificnature.bsky.social I'm also going to use this *creatively* in my next email blast- go sign up now if you want this booty in your inbox!
Rhana Adaire 💖 DC@capitolfun.com · 3mo agoOnly the good die young
Shout out to the gent that is willing to pay his deposit first thing TOMORROW, to honor today's general strike. He said my request has inspired him to look into decentralized exchanges- I like Best Wallet, any other ones to know about?
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away! Follow me for more profoundly poignant health proverbs 🩺