Captain Kink
@capnkink.bsky.social
You’re friendly neighbourhood kinkster. No posts/photo/followers in common = blocked; that bothers me.
www.instagram.com/reel/Dd94ops... This is what happens when you put STRAIGHT WHITE MEN in charge, they get scared of being ‘the female docking port in space’. Call it a ‘butt hole port’. Everyone has a butt hole. Then the first one to make a ‘male’ port is gay. Checkmate. Next ACTUAL problem.
I will be selling this Saturday at Manchester leather weekend! Free kink market (no ticket needed) at cruz101! Come buy stuff! I’ll have some mini figures, enamel pins and my new Christmas cards! spacepupsilver.com
Let me drag these sweaty Canadian nuts across your face pls 🥰 #gay
Just bumped into one of my high school friends when I popped to the Lego store. This is remarkable as I’ve maybe got 3-5 actual friends from High School and we’ve seen each other maybe 3-5 times in 25 years! But it was so fucking lovely to see her and catch up.
I’m quite proud that my round two load goes over my shoulder. I’m 45.
Kronk: Mission Accomplished
ALT: Kronk: Mission Accomplished
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Had a lovely tentacle-up-m’-butt, Bator audio, slow wank earlier. Ready for a nap now, and it’s only 8:45am
Weird dream featuring Felicia Day inspiring a very weird TTRPG set of thoughts that are quickly becoming a set of ideas.
In other new I measured my waist today and that needs to get smaller!
Would the DC universe be a better place if Bruce Wayne could afford some decent therapy?
If you’re in, you’re in (even if you need to slip out for a moment). You do your time your way.
LOCKTOBER ADVICE THREAD 🔐: It’s almost #locktober and people will be doing it for the first time or longer than they’ve done it before. Let’s talk and feel free to add anything I miss! 1. Cages cause friction. Moisturize down there and use lube on the ring to avoid chafing
Well, I just had an accident on the @twinkx-official.bsky.social website 🤦 Whoopsie!
Can I just take a moment to say…Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Kraven the Hunter…ooooft!
Travis Willingham in Critical Role: Cowboy Hat
ALT: Travis Willingham in Critical Role: Cowboy Hat
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I didn’t need to buy a new folio case for my iPad, Apple replaced it (because they’re awesome) so I went to the Lego store on my way out instead. 🤭
New (50% linen) pillow cases ✅ New (50% linen) duvet cover ✅ New woollen duvet ✅ Desperate for bed time 💯!
Oohhhh…do I be daring and wear Lycra to go and look at rubber?
Tempted to go to the @invinciblerubber.bsky.social open day today for no good reason other than to get out of the house. Big risk of spending money though.
Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.
Another day of needing to feel smol and cozy and not getting to feel either. Sigh.