TONIGHT 9 Eastern 6 Pacific The second showing ever of the Capt. Chemical movie "Every Gig Is A Party," capturing the band's 2024 tour. This is your second chance to see the musical madness, but watch it live because there will be no replay! twitch.tv/indieboomsho... youtube.com/@IndieBoomSh...

Every Gig Is A Party, the full Captain Chemical movie, will be shown for the 2nd time ever on Indie Boom Shockwave. Join us in live chat to heckle, cheer, or just be amazed. Fun! date: Wednesday 9 September time: 9PM eastern 6 Pacific www.twitch.tv/indieboomsho... www.youtube.com/@IndieBoomSh...

The Captain Chemical Band has been invited to perform at a wedding. Should we do it? 1) YES! Any couple who asks for this must be really fun! 2) Yes. Just take the money and run. 3) No. Do the right thing. Grandma doesn't need to hear about the Rat Trap in the Glory Hole. 4) NO! Play a zoo instead.

Did you miss the Songwriter's Studio with Bluebeard the Bard interviewing the Captain and Hozzy last Sunday? Fear not, there's a replay available on YouTube. It's pretty focused on musician stuff, but we did manage to have some fun along the way. Check it out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7OF...

The Songwriter's Studio: ep. 009: 'Flying with the Dead' by Captain Chemical

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Like the weather, everyone talks about the menace of "Rabid Chihuahuas on Dope," but no one does anything about it. Until now. Captain Chemical presents: RABID CHIHUAHUA REPELLANT! Finally, protection from those gangs of feral chihuahuas is available to everyone. Get yours today!

If you've never heard Captain Chemical, just listen to one song... any song...

We should be promoting the many weird stories on our album Deep Six right now... but this story caught our eye as a potential CCB song: a woman wearing permanent eyeliner made from her dog’s ashes. Title is "She's Got ___ Eyes," but is it Toto, Benji, Lassie, or...? www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

Woman wears eyeliner made from dog’s ashes so it’s “always with her” - Dexerto

A woman from the UK has had her recently deceased dog’s ashes made into a semi-permanent eyeliner that she wears so that it’s “always with her”.

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What do you mean... you haven't listened to Captain Chemical's new album Deep Six yet? Do it now, before some witch casts a transfiguration spell to turn you into a frog!

Captain Chemical music has been described many ways over the years - chaotic, loud, obnoxious, juvenile, energetic, satirical - but never "beautiful"... until now. That said, Uncle Funkbeard is a fabulous playlister with a great ear for indie music. So we have to take this as a serious compliment.

TODAY IS THE DAY -- PRE-RELEASE LISTENING PARTY FOR NEW CAPT CHEMICAL ALBUM 'DEEP SIX' -- 5 PM EASTERN / 2 PM PACIFIC / 10 PM UK / 11 PM EUROPE / 7 AM AUSTRALIA -- ON BANDCAMP -- FULFILL YOUR LIFE AT LAST ! captainchemicalband.bandcamp.com/merch/deep-s...

Deep Six Listening Party from Captain Chemical Band

Listening Party from Captain Chemical Band.

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Turn your life around like Nicole and Matthew: Join the listening party for Captain Chemical's new album DEEP SIX on bandcamp, this Thursday at 5 PM eastern. Hear great music, laugh your ass off, add your thoughts in the live group chat. Mansion not guaranteed, but having fun is!

Don't miss it!

ARE YOU READY FOR FUN? Join us for a free pre-release listening party of Captain Chemical's new album DEEP SIX, this Thursday 5 PM EDT on bandcamp. Hear all the musical madness (including CD bonus track) before the album is released, with live chat! captainchemicalband.bandcamp.com/merch/deep-s...

Deep Six Listening Party from Captain Chemical Band

Listening Party from Captain Chemical Band.

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HE TURNED HIMSELF IN: An Afghan Taliban leader gave himself up while claiming the $100 reward for his capture. He walked to a police checkpoint with a NATO wanted poster featuring his face, demanding the $100 finder's fee. Captain has the story on the DEEP SIX album, out June 6.

MORE THAN HE COULD CHEW: In a protest against AI generated "art", a University of Alaska student ripped prints off a gallery wall, tore them up, and ate them. A heroic stand for humans against the dominance of computers? Hear Captain Chemical's take on their new album DEEP SIX, releasing on June 6.

SPERM RACING: The newest World Cup sport, featuring sperm from 10000 global contestants swimming up a microfluidic track in a series of race brackets. Can't possibly be real, you say? Think again! Captain Chemical hits issues around this 'sport' on their new album DEEP SIX, which drops on June 6th.

ALIEN HAND: a rare neurological condition in which an arm or hand moves involuntarily, acting outside of the owner's conscious control. But then what does control an alien hand and to what purpose? Captain Chemical tackles this question on their album DEEP SIX, releasing June 6.

They say "dog bites man" isn't news, but "man bites dog" is. Likewise, "woman shoots dog" might rate a paragraph, but "DOG SHOOTS WOMAN" is must-read. The Capt Chem research department found this gem, and we're sharing it although we don't plan to make it a song. www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

Dog shoots woman with a shotgun in Nebraska - Dexerto

A woman in Nebraska was hospitalized after a dog in a nearby car accidentally fired a shotgun shell into her arm.

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6 JUNE 1944 D-Day: Allied forces invade Axis Europe, hoping to improve the world. 6 JUNE 2026 DEEP SIX-Day: Captain Chemical's forceful new album invades your eardrums, hoping their songs about ridiculous things that actually happened will improve your world, through humor and musical energy.

REALLY HAPPENED: A would-be robber held up a sports book/casino using a cucumber as his weapon. REALLY COMING SOON: A Captain Chemical song called "Assault With A Deadly Vegetable." Just one of the many audio delights that await you on our next album DEEP SIX coming June 2026!

Time to go CRAZY, Chem fans! Here's the track listing for Captain Chemical's upcoming album DEEP SIX, coming in early June. For most artists, seeing a bunch of upcoming song titles means little. But for Captain Chemical, song titles often tell much of the story: this album is FUN!

Captain Chemical Unleashes Funky New Single "Frothingslosh Girl" Celebrating Novelty Beer History - Third News third-news.com/article/bae2...

Captain Chemical Unleashes Funky New Single "Frothingslosh Girl" Celebrating Novelty Beer History - Third News

Tucson's Captain Chemical pays tribute to the legendary Olde Frothingslosh beer with their new single, "Frothingslosh Girl," blending funk, R&B, and nostalgia.

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It's here... "Frothingslosh Girl," Captain Chemical's tribute to Miss Olde Frothingslosh featuring the formidable voice of Khalima, is NOW STREAMABLE AND WATCHABLE. Come dance with us as we celebrate the craziest beer marketing campaign ever undertaken and enjoy some old school R&B fun!

RELEASING SATURDAY 4/4: The amazing story of Miss Olde Frothingslosh, who graced cans of Olde Frothingslosh beer for decades, is finally set to music and video! Come dance with us AND the incredible singer Khalima as we celebrate the "Frothingslosh Girl" and enjoy some old school R&B fun.

Are you ready for the "Frothingslosh Girl"? No, you are not. But it's coming everywhere, April 4th. Song and video.

Oh yeah... it's coming soon... very soon. And resistance is futile. #frothingsloshgirl #captainchemical

...but watch the video anyway. You won't regret it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z6x...

It's "Chem-Pop" release day! Move over Taylor Swift, Captain Chemical is about to become the world's new top pop music act! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z6x...

Chem-Pop (official song video)

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Sad news from the indie music world. We can now confirm that the once-great band Captain Chemical has SOLD OUT. Their goal to steal a billion Taylor Swift fans, mostly pre-teen girls, starts with the release of their pop dance hit "Chem-Pop". Civilization ends on January 9.