CaptainCoby

@captaincoby.bsky.social

Just a guy who speaks his mind.

No need to worry in Alberta folks, Danielle Smith has promised us that the new AI Data Centers will not harm the environment. Zuckerberg provided her with an envelope full of cash with the words "Trust Me Bro" written on it.

Trump has just announced that a 500% tarrif is being placed on Belgium beer and chocolates as of midnight tonight. Waffles will be next on the list if Belgium doesn't hand the victory to the USA.

All im saying is if I'm ever busted for a crime, I sure as fuck hope I get the same parole officer and ankle monitor manager as Tamara Lich. House arrest and never home..... Jail not bail right Pierre???

We all know I hate the Conservative Party but I also am really disliking the Libs. Why the fuck are my tax dollars being used to bail out developers of condos in Vancouver. That's the risk of the game, you build them, they don't sell for the price you want, you lower the price and thats life.

Moved into a new place recently and currently waiting on internet to be set up and it's absolutely entertaining watching my 2 kids try to survive without wifi. It's like the world has ended and they can't function. I may never set it up at this point.

Need more craft breweries to have names like " Office Chair Emporium "or " Sit Stand Desks Inc". Little hard to submit work receipt expenses called " Beavers, Bush and Barley" and " Tipsy Tequila Titties" Work with us here....

Dear Dog Owners, If you let your dog out at 5 am and it just sits in your yard barking non stop for 30 minutes before you let it back in, you deserve a punch to the face. Sincerely, People who enjoy sleep.

Anyone else notice Huawei was banned in Canada and the USA for " they are stealing our data" OR was it because Meta and Apple know their products are weak compared to the technology coming out of China. I wish North Americans really knew how far behind they really are and being sold a lie.

Let's be real, Conservatives have ran Alberta for 51 out of 55 years through many " oil booms". You can thank the lack of Healthcare, shit roads, schools crumbling and many other reasons this province is shit on conservatives but yes... blame the left and the Libs.... Fucking Idiots.