a guy and his friend walk into a bar. they order some drinks and sit at a table his friend says “are you going to get more drinks?” he says “i don’t think-“ and immediately vanishes into thin air
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@captaincrumble.bsky.social
generic internet fellow. pronouns are he/him. i like bugs and playing games i also have some deviantart fetishes, minors DNI i don’t draw i just commission usually
“i cast” this, “i cast” that. okay well GO GO GADGET TWELVE GAUGE
QRP With your most popular post here in Bluesky! okay i’ll bite.. never done this before here’s my gummy stretchy slime girl olivia with a whopping 3 likes and 4 reposts
QRP With your most popular post here in Bluesky! the first pic i drew of my beloved Camille after a stupid long hiatus!! I changed tiny bits of her in hopes that it would make her looks nicer and be easier to draw, but it really did not work for me but still, 123 likes?? dayum lmao
i am in daisy’s home state of Pennsylvania.. i am also in the place that inspired her creation
i love minecraft jenny mod so much someone should make tf art of her maybe
slowwwwly healing… my ear doesn’t hurt anymore so i can finally get some proper rest.
im planning on a solo birthday trip!! gonna visit some cool places. grover’s mill NJ and see a railroad museum in Pennsylvania
my ear has swelled up so much that it’s closed i can’t even put a q-tip in gonna make a doctors appointment
being held and caressed by someone wearing fallout power armor would be fucking sick. i need that
happy fourth of july, folks. remember, hate the government, not the country and the folks that live there. seriously though i’m so fucking tired of people telling me that i should kill myself purely for being American (this happens so fucking much and i have no idea why)
birds are so fuckin weird to me why do they look like that?? why do they make those sounds?? why are they covered in those things?? i love birds.
i honestly forgot about her until just now but here’s another oc of mine… she’s a sunfish. she doesn’t have a name :C
carrion is so cool i wish more people made fanart depicting the creature as a cute monster girl
i’m not quite sure how i feel about birth fetish i do not find it arousing, it’s almost a morally gray area if i’m using the term correctly in my head it feels like ALMOST pedophelia
my life will be complete when someone makes a stretchy mindflayer from ultrakill
i wish i had remember to tell my ex to make olivia more toony when she was drawing her