f🅰️g overlord

@captaincrungus.bsky.social

20 he/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ⚠️⚠️suggestive and/or Strange content ahead be advised ⚠️⚠️ i love killing people and eating them

I used to have nightmares about getting a pet and forgetting to feed it. I have not had a single one of those dreams since getting Heater because there is not a chance in Hell she will let me forget breakfast.

Heater, laying in bed, patiently waiting for breakfast.

i really really love the mystery boxes in mario 3d land because half of them are just "In front of you is a loaded gun and Jimmy the Blinglelorp. He is unarmed and you have 10 seconds to kill him for a cash prize"

Bild