I don't understand why anyone could be a bigot when we could all hate whoever decided to make ranch dressing pop rocks instead
Captain Desdi, arguably the best cheflet
@captaindesdi.bsky.social
Fan of yinglets, silliness, cats, sewing, writing, and crafts. 18+ cuz I'm 18+. Married. She/they. Trans rights are human rights. I'm on tumblr as @desdinonniying. Banner by @lenoratheyinglet.bsky.social
Translation in za alt text. I took Spanish from grade 4 zhrough grade 11. I got good grades in class, but I'm not good enough to hold a conversation in it. And I forgot Plume's eyebrow whiskers. Fek. In my defense, I was very, very tired. And focusing on translation.
Based on messing around wizh a spirit box.
Never have I wanted a bumper sticker more
Faith Erin Hicks@faitherinhicks.bsky.social · 2w agoA very fine bumper sticker
Got bored. Made pants. (No pics yet cuz I dyed zhem and zhey in za dryer)
Got an email about za next party planning meeting, and how we will be talking menu. Ying brain activated.
STARDEW FRIGGEN VALLEYYYYYY
And here's tonight's drawing! 😄 I thought it would be cute to draw the itty bitty kobold using the Life Saver gummy as a pool floatie. 😊
Oh noes. Za anxiety. It hitting me. *gets hit in the face with a block labeled "anxiety"*
tim curry has escaped to the one place not corrupted by capitalism: heaven
I'm going to try to do a drawing later. But just in case I can't, here's something old I did that I'm proud of. Kobolds: Seconds Before Disaster 😳
I got to play co-op Stardew Valley wizh my wifey! We have a new hobby to do togezher! <3
The wonderful person who runs our normal monthly drag shows is taking a 2-month hiatus, which means that we're looking for local performers! If you know anybody who might be interested in running a drag show at a cafe around brunch time, please send them our way!
You can replace "[redacted]" wizh za bigot of your choice.
![Plume: "Shouldn't we do somezhing? Call za fire department? Dump water on him?"
Desdi: "Nah, it's only [redacted]. We have no moral obligation here."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3x4b6mwawrdfxdmthlswqtcs/bafkreicwqoh5v6qmuhdjsdvxd3nrg7lauctwof4j6aycwyl23gvhn4wr6m)
okay but a version of the sex purge movie that instead explores alternate forms of intimacy that would arise in such a situation would go hard tbh but also a straight person would never think of that
And here's tonight's drawing! 😄 My post about the kobold who invented THE Contraption™️ was popular, so I thought I might as well draw the Kobold Engineer with their patent pending Contraption! 😮
We buried Nonni today. It was a beautiful day. It's what she wanted - all of the family gathered together on a beautiful day. The family is huge. I think we buried her next to her sister. They lived next to each other and raised seven boys - Nonni's 3 and Sisi's 4 - together, so it makes sense.
Friends of my friend are going through it.
CodeMarvelous@codemarvelous.bsky.social · 2mo agoI hate to do this but my partner and I are dealing with an ongoing health crisis without insurance. Any amount helps us stay afloat. We have already wracked up 1000s in bills and since I was very recently employed we don't qualify for any state or federal programs. ko-fi.com/codemarvelous
Hey folks. If you know me, you have probably heard me talk about Dan. Dan and their wife are amazing people raising an incredible kid. Job loss and major, incredibly scary health complications have caused bills to pile up for them. Please donate or share if you can. No one deserves it more. 💜
CodeMarvelous@codemarvelous.bsky.social · 2mo agoI hate to do this but my partner and I are dealing with an ongoing health crisis without insurance. Any amount helps us stay afloat. We have already wracked up 1000s in bills and since I was very recently employed we don't qualify for any state or federal programs. ko-fi.com/codemarvelous
My last remaining grandparent has passed. I guess she really didn't want to see the age of 105. (That's supposed to be funny. Nonni said old age was a witch with a capital b.)
I'm replaying my favorite video game, Final Fantasy IX! Vivi is my favorite character. Freya is really good too.
Oh lovely. Got notification. Someone without a profile pic liked one of my posts. I check their profile, because curious. Their top post/repost is a gif of a fetish that happens to be my major trigger. So I blocked them. Because I am triggered. Good morning, everyone.
I'm sorry to keep asking for money, I'd prefer to have a job by now. but in a couple of weeks I hopefully will be in a better position and won't need as much help. Right now I need to get moved and it's expensive to get moved, and of course groceries. Thank you to everyone who has helped me so far!
Millie(let)@gyro.bsky.social · 3mo agoIn less than 2 weeks I'll be moved back in with my mom and stepdad and won't have to pay rent anymore, but for now I need help with groceries. #mutualaid #transmutualaid #mutualaidma Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/millie55148 Paypal: gyrocoder@gmail.com Cashapp: $Cutlip1991 Venmo: @CatCafeColdBrew (...I know :V)
In less than 2 weeks I'll be moved back in with my mom and stepdad and won't have to pay rent anymore, but for now I need help with groceries. #mutualaid #transmutualaid #mutualaidma Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/millie55148 Paypal: gyrocoder@gmail.com Cashapp: $Cutlip1991 Venmo: @CatCafeColdBrew (...I know :V)
!!!!!!! <3 "I was foraging snails and prawns, and I tripped and dropped my basket, and a prawn pinched me as I put it back in za basket and zhen za basket broke and all my efforts were wasted and I asked how zhis could get any worse and it started raining and zhat is why I'm sad."
Loom@moonsnakes.bsky.social · 3mo ago