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Captain Edward Jellico

@captainjellico.bsky.social

The one with the puns from that other platform. This account is a trans-friendly space, and I follow all trans accounts when I can because.... you are seen. Also a member of SFI.org

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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 2w ago

Unsolicited Dick Jones pic

Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 2w ago

A very happy birthday to the man who made all of this possible... Ronny Cox! @tooth-fa1ry.bsky.social #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

Panel 1 - Cohaagen: Why don't people like jokes about clones?
Panel 2- Captain Jellico: They're all the same.
Panel 3 - Dick Jones: I have a clone that won't stop swearing at me...
Panel 4 - Dick Jones: Pushing him out of a window to his death is probably a crime, but what crime is it?
Panel 5 - Lt. Bogomil: Murder?
Panel 6 - Admiral Jellico: Suicide?
Panel 7 - Vice President Kinsey: Nope, you're both wrong. It's making an obscene clone fall!
Panel 8 - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 2w ago

A classic edition #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

Panel 1 - Jellico: Two cowboys were lost in the desert and were starving hungry.
Panel 2 - Jellico: Finally, they see a tree in the distance wrapped in bacon.
Panel 3 - Jellico: "Look!" says one cowboy" "It's a bacon tree. We're saved!"
Panel 4 - Jellico: He runs to the tree but suddenly is shot down in a hail of bullets.
Panel 5 - Jellico: With his last dying breath, he says "It's not a bacon tree... it's a ham bush."
Panel 6 - Deanna, desperatly wishing she could be slightly out of phase like Ro and Geordi were in that episode that hasn't happened yet.
What?
What?

Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 2mo ago

At the fleet museum

Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 2mo ago

It's good advice

A warning in ST:IV(the one with the whales) telling people to avoid the planet earth at all costs

aShadowWizard 🏳️‍🌈@ashadowwizard.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I have already verified that is real and not scam. theres even a news article to prove it consequence.net/2026/06/care...

Carey Means, the Voice of Aqua Teen's Frylock, Says He and His Wife Are Facing Homelessness

The voice actor and his wife have been selling handmade ATHF plushies as a revenue stream.

consequence.net

Captain Edward Jellico@captainjellico.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This breaks my heart. If you can help, please do

Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This breaks my heart. If you can help, please do

Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Quark meant well #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

Panel 1 - Jellico: What can I do for you, Quark?
Panel 2 - Quark: As it turns out, I've completely misunderstood Pride month...
Panel 3 - Quark <probably questioning all manner of decisions>
Panel 4 - Anyway, can I interest you in buying 12 lions?

Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 2mo ago

8 years ago a legend was born. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

Panel 1 - Jellico: What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
Panel 2 - Riker, slack-jawed.

Panel 1 - Jellico: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down
Panel 2- Riker, slack-jawed, again.

Panel 1 - Jellico: Gul Lemec, do you know why you can't hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Panel 2 - Lemec: No, why?
Panel 3 - Jellico: Because the pee is silent.
Panel 4 - Lemec <mad>

Panel 1 - Jellico: Mister Woof, have you heard of that new band 1023mb?
Panel 2 - Woof: No Captain, I have not.
Panel 3 - Jellico: They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.

Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Greetings, citizens! #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #SpaceGhostC2C

Panel 1 - Jellico: Moltar, are you ready? Tomorrow's our 8th anniversary
Panel 2 - Jellico: And we haven't even rehearsed.
Panel 3 - Moltar: Keep your shirt on. CHiPs is almost over.
Panel 4 - Zorak: Hey, Lemec, what's the difference between a bench, a fish,and a bucket of glue?
Panel 5 - Lemec: I don't know, what?
Panel 6 - Zorak: You can't tune a bench but you can Tuna fish!
Panel 7 - Jellico: What about the glue?
Panel 8 - Zorak: I knew you'd get stuck on that!
Panel 9 - Jellico: <stares>
Panel 10 - INTERRUPT FEED

Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Douglas Adams played with language like jazz: bending its rules, stretching its rhythms, and somehow making every wrong note sound exactly right. The same way a jazz musician takes a perfectly respectable melody and teaches it to misbehave. Happy Towel Day #TowelDay #HHGG