Captain Sabre's Roleplay
@captainsabre.bsky.social
Hazbin hotel/Helluva Boss Roleplay Semi detailed
He took her hand and followed her wherever she is taking him, could be an adventure, the others, he doesn’t know, he’s just having a good time
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 53m ago🪄 “Hm. Alright. Draco it is then!! When I see Caine again I’ll make sure to let him know you’re here!” She gently grabs his hand. “Come on, let me show you around!!”
“I think Ice? Maybe Draco, just to make it simple, I did come from one of the coldest places on earth”
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 1h ago🪄 “No…. Hmmm… can you like, breathe fire or ice?”
“So how do I get a new one? As I can’t just go by dragon thingy”
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 4h ago🪄 “Oh believe me! It is amazing all right! Just wait until you meet the other clowns in this circus” OwO “As for the name, don’t bother trying to remember it! Everyone upon entering the digital realm forgets their name”
he follows her around "why can't I remember my name? all I remember was this weird light show and here I am, also amazing? I wouldn't say it is amazing, not yet"
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 6h ago🪄 “Nope! Our lovely ringmaster is currently busy at the moment- so I’ll be the one giving you a tour of the Amazing Digital Circus!!” More confetti and glitter!! “Come now, let me show you around!”
and he jumps "ack! where'd you come from?? and forever digital home? also who are you? are you the host?" he has no idea the host is caine, nor the fact there actually no way out yet, just that it's some virtual experience
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 7h ago🪄 “Hmm- oh lookie!! A new cast member!!” With a puff of smoke she appears right next to him. “Welcome to your new forever digital home!!” She said, glitter and confetti shooting all around them.
// TADC au A new player has been spawned in. He looks like gummigoo but blue, with a dragon head, a longer tail, and I steward of a cowboy attire he was dressed like a pirate. He has no idea how he got here aside the oculus thingy he put on, and he can’t get it off
“Phew good as I would sell my soul in exchange for yours if you even became contracted” he said taking her hand, he doesn’t want his soul owned and is also freelancing but he will do anything to free her
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · last wk.🐍 “Relax. All freelance. I run a few errands and make deliveries. I ain’t selling my soul to no overlord this time…” (Or at least not in this timeline”
He kisses back “let’s go! And indeed as being contracted to an overlord you end up doing some jobs, unless you’re a freelance agent”
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · last wk.🐍 “Sorry. Just been doing some jobs. You know how it is” She gently kisses him. “Wanna go swimming? It’s a nice day after all”
“Women that are literally hot and sassy are hot” these two are probably the perfect examples of hell having dumb and dumber
𝑀𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑟 𝐿𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑚.@businessesimp.bsky.social · last wk.Women who hate me are hot
He nuzzles back “where have you been? As without you doing piracy isn’t as fun”
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · last wk.🐍 She purrs, moving to nuzzle him.
“A lot better now that you’re here” he says wagging his tail
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · last wk.🐍 😏 “Hey handsome. How you doing?”
He squeaks, nose twitches and has the biggest dumb smile on his face, and boops her back
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · last wk.🐍 8
“You just saying that just made me feel like deadpool, but I’m way cooler” well maybe not cooler but at least not walking cancer
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · last wk.🐍 “….Wrong timeline sea dragon but- yes”
fair, welp he is now sleeping, will he regret it though? probably not
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 2w ago🐍 Just enough to make him regret annoying her
how much did she inject him and what snake bite was it compared to? as then yeah he can sleep it off
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 2w ago🐍 😒 He’ll live…
he passes out, paralyzed, probably needs someone to give him anti venom
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 2w ago🐍 “That’s what you get, prick-“ She walks away.
“I have slight of hand, I could do it without you noticing~” and to Prove a point, yoink! He has her purse, twirling it in his hand. He hands it back “besides not the taste of my lovely fire queen, though I have to respect you for the sass”
𝒱𝑒𝓇𝑜𝓈𝒾𝓀𝒶 𝑀𝒶𝓎𝒹𝒶𝓎 ⭐@popstarofrehab.bsky.social · 3w ago❝ As if I'd let you try tearing it off of me, Jackass. ❞ She's immediately narrowing those eyes under her shades.
“If they made you pay 1000 hell bucks for that you probably got ripped off if it’s not real. Not even worth stealing off ya “
𝒱𝑒𝓇𝑜𝓈𝒾𝓀𝒶 𝑀𝒶𝓎𝒹𝒶𝓎 ⭐@popstarofrehab.bsky.social · 3w ago❝ What's it matter? Whether or not it's a genuine pelt didn't seem to affect the cost. ❞
“When one charge gets attracted to another charge they create lightning, weak ones are in the clouds, but a strong enough charge like you and me? We can create lightning and cause thunder from how hard we clap” dammit Sabre
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 3w ago🐍 “….Science” She wants to see what he knows-
“You want the science answer or magic answer?”
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 3w ago🐍 “…. Tell me what causes lightning?”
🐍 “…. Tell me what causes lightning?”
Captain Sabre's Roleplay@captainsabre.bsky.social · 3w ago“Why stupid?”
“Is that fur coat real or one of those knockoffs made of plastic?”
𝒱𝑒𝓇𝑜𝓈𝒾𝓀𝒶 𝑀𝒶𝓎𝒹𝒶𝓎 ⭐@popstarofrehab.bsky.social · 3w ago❝ . . . The hell are you looking at? ❞
Sabre nods “I don’t blame them, why fix something that isn’t broken or hasn’t changed in a long time, piracy unfortunately changed, from plundering trade ships to drug smuggling and stealing in the dark web. I witnessed what happens when you fall behind”
B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 4w ago🐍 “Uh huh…. Guess you saw how the modern world was moving and realized you had to adapt… Glad you aren’t like those old bozos who always think then traditional ways are best…”
🐍 “Uh huh…. Guess you saw how the modern world was moving and realized you had to adapt… Glad you aren’t like those old bozos who always think then traditional ways are best…”
Captain Sabre's Roleplay@captainsabre.bsky.social · 4w ago"you're not alone on that, everyone in the last 20 or so years think that I'm some enthusiast or just like to reenact the wars of old, yet no I did truly sail the seven seas, I have journals, maps, everything from a forgotten age. it was a miracle I could use all that to steal digitally"
//hah! imagine, a pirate becoming hell's first and only sinner firefighter, extinguishing fires and saving lives only to steal from a burning building
