Captain Zigo

@captainzigo.bsky.social

after god made me, she retired the cookie cutter COMMS OPEN https://www.tumblr.com/captainzigo https://ko-fi.com/captainzigo https://www.patreon.com/cw/CaptainZigo she/it 🏳️‍⚧️♾️

i would love to live in star trek. sadly ireland remains divided and we are overdue for the bell riots. but I mean, hey the guy who paid someone to pretend that he invented the electric car says agi is right around the corner so its like who do i believe

we love to remember women posthumously, and it’s making me sick. every great woman is dead. while she is alive shes a bitch. and if shes trans shes a predator. and when she dies its oh teehee we probably made that stuff up oops

i am as excited for the new pony toy commercial as any good nostalgic former horse girl should be. however i find the familiar characters in the promo unsettling. i REALLY hope g6 isnt actually just g4 part 2

do y’all remember when they used to patronize us with *thank you for your service, essential worker* as if we were fucking cops or something and they didn’t even raise the goddamn minimum wage